Hypocrisy or a hypocritical way of doing things. You cause some bad problems to occur, while making sure that nobody knows that you are the cause of them, and then come up solutions to them so that you will be seen as as a saviour by all around you, as if you set fire on something with a match yourself and pumped water onto it as a hero citizen, pretending that you happen to be there.
"I suspect it was John who made the car tyre flat, just before our driving trip last week. He did that probably so that he could come to the rescue in his car and impress all the girls like a hero. What a match-pump approach that was!"
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When you spin around with your pants off until you throw up then you vomit onto your erect penis and hand and use it as a lubricant and jack yourself off
Guy 1: hey what did you do by your self last night
Guy 2: I played call of duty, watched porn for four hours and pulled the dirty mitch
Guy 1: sick
Guy 2: I played call of duty, watched porn for four hours and pulled the dirty mitch
Guy 1: sick
by MItch111166699 September 27, 2011
Get the The dirty Mitch mug.Mitchell College is a great place if your looking to have a decent time, but is definitively no big party school. Get to know the right people and move off campus so you can learn to have your own fun or you might have thoughts of wanting to leave and never come back or offing yourself. This school has its moments but you will never see them if your one of the kids that just sits in his room and complains about having nothing to do because he doesn't try to do anything. Your attitude determines if you will like it here or not.
Jim: Dude there's nothing to do at Mitchell College tonight...
Chris: Have you tried hitting anyone up to see whats going on?
Jim: Yeah theres a couple parties, but theyre probably gay so whatever
Chris: Well ill go check out the parties. You can chill here again
Chris: Have you tried hitting anyone up to see whats going on?
Jim: Yeah theres a couple parties, but theyre probably gay so whatever
Chris: Well ill go check out the parties. You can chill here again
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by classicgrass June 10, 2018
Get the Mr Mitchell mug.Seeing Mitch perform live (about a year before he died) was the best moment of my life. All of you are right: He's the funniest person that ever lived, and the world is much less funny without him.
Mitch Hedberg -isms:
"Escalators are good, cuz they can never break. They just become stairs."
"I find that a duck's opinion of me is heavily influenced by whether or not I have bread."
"I saw a human pyramid once. It was so unnecessary."
"I wish there was such a thing as cinnamon roll incense, because I would light some up in the morning and give my roommate false hope."
"Escalators are good, cuz they can never break. They just become stairs."
"I find that a duck's opinion of me is heavily influenced by whether or not I have bread."
"I saw a human pyramid once. It was so unnecessary."
"I wish there was such a thing as cinnamon roll incense, because I would light some up in the morning and give my roommate false hope."
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Get the Mitch Hedberg mug.Mitchell's are rare creatures. Here's what you can expect from some if not all of them.
1. Reminding people their name Is too common
2. Being jokingly offensive and homophobic
3. Too flirty for their own good.
4. Will make fun of vegans and rant about steaks/meats
5. Plays so many video games, watches movies, and will binge watch anime with their close buds.
6. Jokes too much, even In serious times.
7. Basically a reflective shield. Mitchell's don't take shit from anybody and will constantly prove to kick your ass when
they actually try to apply themselves to any situation.
8. They are incredibly lazy, almost never taking things into their own hands.
9. They are both mentally and physically strong, analyzing the situation and grasping victory.
10. They know how to give you a good time, may that be partying, in bed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) or elsewhere.
11. (Bonus) Mitchell's are great paired up with Elizabeth (s)
1. Reminding people their name Is too common
2. Being jokingly offensive and homophobic
3. Too flirty for their own good.
4. Will make fun of vegans and rant about steaks/meats
5. Plays so many video games, watches movies, and will binge watch anime with their close buds.
6. Jokes too much, even In serious times.
7. Basically a reflective shield. Mitchell's don't take shit from anybody and will constantly prove to kick your ass when
they actually try to apply themselves to any situation.
8. They are incredibly lazy, almost never taking things into their own hands.
9. They are both mentally and physically strong, analyzing the situation and grasping victory.
10. They know how to give you a good time, may that be partying, in bed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) or elsewhere.
11. (Bonus) Mitchell's are great paired up with Elizabeth (s)
Duuude, did you hear? Mitchel hooked up with Elizabeth last night!
Omg, Mitchell just watched 45 episodes of my favorite anime with me in three days, he's so nice!
I think Sarah got a Mitchell for a boyfriend.
Omg, Mitchell just watched 45 episodes of my favorite anime with me in three days, he's so nice!
I think Sarah got a Mitchell for a boyfriend.
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