mission for the gold

The ultimate goal in life: masturbating 35 times in one day.

Boy1: Dude, I'm going for the gold!
Boy2: Dude...that's awesome! You're my hero!

Boy1: I completed the mission for the gold!
Girl: THAT'S NASTY!

by rterrar February 17, 2010

solo mission

When one does something alone because no one will go with them

Victoria: "Can you go to lunch at noon?"

Emily: "No, sorry I have class"

Victoria: "Damn, looks like it will be a solo mission"

by victorytalks.93 December 15, 2011

vatican missionary

It is a pretty obscene sex move. It's kind of up there with like, the Cleveland Steamer, the Jersey Turnpike, the Chicago Fire, the North Dakota Plains Walker, and of course the New England coral bleach.

Last night we tried the Vatican Missionary position.

"You're in the perfect position to help her. The missionary position"

by SaratheWinner September 14, 2017

Mission Accomplished

a phrase used equivalently with FAIL. Used by President George W. Bush when he proclaimed his mission in iraq accomplished on may 1st 2003. The iraq war has since become the biggest failure of american foreign policy since vietnam. All use of this phrase should be in reference to this noted failure.

1.
a.
"Man, I bombed that test"
"Mission Accomplished."
b.
(person spills coffee on self)
Other: mission accomplished

2. (conjugated as a verb)

"I'm taking two incompletes and my girlfriend found out I was cheating on her."
"well, you're just accomplishing missions all over the place."

by theinfamoushw January 4, 2009

mission walk

To travel by foot from one location to another as part of a mission, where the journey is perilous but must be undertaken to accomplish a specific goal.

"...instead of him getting back into the cab to get a lift to my house, he walked. He mission walked from his mates all the way to my house! I thought that was awesome :) because he had to walk along country roads for abit, in the dark, with rabbits and bandicoots and stuff!"

by databoyecho November 14, 2006

Mission vista highschool

If you are looking to get a pixie cut or die your hair lime green mission vista is the place for you. During lunch times there is so much to do! You can view the asexuals humping in the corner, do some coke in the bathroom, or even join the march to prompt pride through the campus. Mission vista is an awesome school mostly because of its football teams undefeated season. I highly recommend going there. There’s even a steel drums program!

random girl: wait you go to Mission vista highschool? I heard the football team there is insane!

guy: ya it’s awesome, the athletics here are great

by moldysemen April 1, 2020

burnt mission

To be stuck at one location where it is dull or lame.

We stay on burnt mission, instead of being at parties hopping on butt!

by I-$iCK June 16, 2009