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Anal fingering

Anal fingering is where a man or women stick there fingers (or there fist if they are analy fisting themselves) in there anus and start to move in and out like people do during sex. It may be classed as a firm of Masterbation.
Fred: I was so embarrassed last night!

Bob: Why?

Fred: Coz my girlfriend walked in when I was anal fingering myself!

Bob: Haha, well that failed!
by The Describer! April 24, 2014
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war mongering

Selling a war to an unsuspecting public.
The seller, often a chickenhawk could be anyone with influence, such as an elected official or a talk radio blowhard, who paints the best possible picture of war, ignores the negative aspects of war, and warns of dire consequences of not going to war. Often war mongering hides behind patriotism and the loyalty of troops to deflect criticism.
By mentioning mushroom clouds, Shrub was war mongering, selling Americans a war by using fear tactics.

The war mongering Rush Limpbag said anyone against going to war was not supporting the troops.
by Joe E. King April 12, 2008
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Mingding

The act of a female wetting on her hand and running it up a hairy guy's thigh
I Mingdinged a guy named Stephen earlier
by Stephen Dewiler May 12, 2008
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Oral Fingering

The action of sticking your finger in your or another person's mouth.
The dentist was arrested for oral fingering with his hands to check his patient's mouth.
by Dweebis5318008 May 14, 2018
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Dab Fingering

An incredibly difficult dance move that requires one to simultaneously dab and finger another person
Person 1: Hey have you seen Julian anywhere?

Person 2: Yeah I saw him Dab fingering someone on the dance floor
by LoserJoolian February 2, 2019
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No-fingering-february

Girls aren’t aloud to touch them selfs in February
Girl I want to touch my self but ohh wait it’s no-fingering-February
by Mydadtouchedme24537 November 2, 2019
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mingingitis

one who is so highly unattractive that their ability to repel members of the opposite sex is best described as the 'miningitis disorder'
that girl from the club last night looked like she had miningitis
by quoccy boi March 8, 2004
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