A missycake is a woman, maybe in her 40's, who's been around the block but not worn out.
She never dates boys, only men, and once she has found her man she is 200% loyal.
She's cool and knows her age but can hold her head up against any younger girl. She looks OK to babelicious but says looks are nothing compared with soul and spirit.
She can provide her man with good food.
If you fuck up, she will curse you out using worse words than you. But she don't ever diss you in front of anybody else but is behind you all the way, and she forgives and forgets.
She can be hotter sexually than you ever imagined it was possible for a woman to be.
Overall, she is the best you have ever known but you have to give yourself the chance to see it.
You might consider settling down with a missycake because from that point on, life will be gooood! And she would agree with you.
Any girl who tries to be missycake will fail. It's in the blood or it ain't.
She can be the girl next door, the girl at checkout, a lawyer or the curvy cop that just pulled you over. Who knows?
She never dates boys, only men, and once she has found her man she is 200% loyal.
She's cool and knows her age but can hold her head up against any younger girl. She looks OK to babelicious but says looks are nothing compared with soul and spirit.
She can provide her man with good food.
If you fuck up, she will curse you out using worse words than you. But she don't ever diss you in front of anybody else but is behind you all the way, and she forgives and forgets.
She can be hotter sexually than you ever imagined it was possible for a woman to be.
Overall, she is the best you have ever known but you have to give yourself the chance to see it.
You might consider settling down with a missycake because from that point on, life will be gooood! And she would agree with you.
Any girl who tries to be missycake will fail. It's in the blood or it ain't.
She can be the girl next door, the girl at checkout, a lawyer or the curvy cop that just pulled you over. Who knows?
Kevin: Wow! Jack married Irene? She's over 40!
Chuck: Forget that, kiddo. She's missycake.
Kevin: No shit? Lucky bastard!
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A Missycake is not a Stepford Wife. She's your lover and your drinking buddy.
Chuck: Forget that, kiddo. She's missycake.
Kevin: No shit? Lucky bastard!
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A Missycake is not a Stepford Wife. She's your lover and your drinking buddy.
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the most beautiful, amazing girl in the world. who has a burning passion for awesome people. and likes to pet minnows.
by mr. wink nudge nod July 18, 2011
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by Maditheincredible February 5, 2008
Get the missy mug.Milsy is a sex god with a kinky liking for hairy toes, those similar to her own. She believes being Mauritius is a personality trait&gives her the right to say the n-word.Some1 needs to break it to her that she's just as English and even more Maltese than she is Mauritius.She tends to overestimate her talentedness e.g, when she was 11 & believed she was Beyonce yet sounded more like a goat. Her desire for being arts,quirks just makes her basicness equivalent to everyone elses,cutting bangs,dying hair pink,wearing brandy,sound familiar?wouldn't be surprised,basically just described the entire female population.
Her biggest accomplishments:not being a lightweight(debatable),being the best at throwing it back(debatable), having a newly proclaimed ass(oh wow what a surprise, also debatable,and being the best friend of a sick ass savage that goes by the name of Maja, that being completely true. Her lack of social life she blames on her job t bakers delight, in all honestly the truth is shes a lazy b"tch and if she ever tells u she can't meet up,it means she doesn't want to.She is savage.
The Milsys biggest insecurities arise when she compares herself to her 2 goddess-like besties and their undeniable smarts in every imageable area. But then she is reminded that she is vego and basically Jesus for saving the animals.
Overall having a Milsy is like having a goat,they sing the same, both funny but sometimes mistaken for fcking weird but once u get to know them they have ur heart.
Her biggest accomplishments:not being a lightweight(debatable),being the best at throwing it back(debatable), having a newly proclaimed ass(oh wow what a surprise, also debatable,and being the best friend of a sick ass savage that goes by the name of Maja, that being completely true. Her lack of social life she blames on her job t bakers delight, in all honestly the truth is shes a lazy b"tch and if she ever tells u she can't meet up,it means she doesn't want to.She is savage.
The Milsys biggest insecurities arise when she compares herself to her 2 goddess-like besties and their undeniable smarts in every imageable area. But then she is reminded that she is vego and basically Jesus for saving the animals.
Overall having a Milsy is like having a goat,they sing the same, both funny but sometimes mistaken for fcking weird but once u get to know them they have ur heart.
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Get the midsy mug.A Missy is a real character. Missy's can be found performing strange but hilarious skits for friends, or even perfect strangers, that will leave you wondering "What the F?"... while peeing your pants in laughter. Missy's are true friends that will always be there for you. You are lucky if you know a Missy for they bring sunshine into your day. Though they are odd, they are original and beautiful human beings.
Rachel: "Hey Missy, how you doin over there?"
Missy: "I'm ready! Got my spf 90 on, I'm wearing blue and orange, and my mommy thinks I'm "SPECIAL." ...
(she stops and does a cartwheel randomly, all while not spilling a single drop of Coor's light!).
Crowd: "Astounding!" (much applause).
Missy: "I'm ready! Got my spf 90 on, I'm wearing blue and orange, and my mommy thinks I'm "SPECIAL." ...
(she stops and does a cartwheel randomly, all while not spilling a single drop of Coor's light!).
Crowd: "Astounding!" (much applause).
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