microwave popcorn

The greatest and most tasty invention of all time. Tastes great, is easy to make and makes people happy. In short, totally awesome.

Microwave popcorn is the greatest invention in human history. Thank you, Dr. Percy Spencer! (Invented microwave popcorn in 1946.)

Tracey: Want some microwave popcorn?

Bill: Hell yes!

by thebestshityouwilleversee August 27, 2012

I Heard You Using the Microwave

This means that somebody was too loud during sex the night before.

'Microwave' refers to the coitus that was had.

Justine: Good morning, guys! How did you sleep?
Carla: Not very well.
Justine: why?
Carla: I heard you using the microwave last night..
Justine: Oh dear..

'You're just jealous because you heard HER using the microwave but you can't handle that heat!'

by #THE_QUEEN November 17, 2016

microwaved shit

Used to describe something unpleasant, or a negative state of being.

Man, I feel like microwaved shit after that party last night.

This beer tastes like microwaved shit.

by Brian Ball May 5, 2006

Banana in a microwave

When a guy puts his dick into a extremely hot and wet pussy

Samuel put his banana in a microwave and busted with thirty seconds

by Bucky from Springfield December 4, 2016

microwave

Gods gift to single men.

I put a hot pocket in the microwave and my god, it did the strangest thing... it cooked itself!

Friend: What are you gonna make for dinner?

Me: Eh... prolly some left over mac 'n' cheese

Friend: But you cant cook it again, its already made!

*I put the mac 'n' cheese in the microwave and set the timer*

Both of Us: Oooooo.... magic.

by Rale May 15, 2008

microwave fresh

The bringing back to life of food preiviusly thought to have no longer been edieble. Happining thru magic the microwave usees its powers to bring food back to a point where one feel foods can be eaten usually working on things such as breads and pizza.

"We had bread in the house?"

"yeah found it under the couch"

"gross!"

"naww its microwave fresh"

by J.A.S.O.N. January 18, 2009

Microwave Society

A group of three YouTubers known for their wacky and unpredictable jokes and humor. Members include, Jude, Josiah, and Bren/Brenden.

Microwave Society is one of the funniest channels that deserves way more attention!

by MWS fan May 11, 2022