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Micropinga

Came from a fishes name (micropinna microstoma). Micropinga is basically a dick so small, it can only be seen through a microscope.
Father: Why the fuck do you disgrace me with your micropingas!? This ain't apart of my blood line muthafucka! Hey, Honey!!! Have you been fucking other men!!??
by Shuck N' Jive November 7, 2009
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micropenis

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by Webster July 4, 2003
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Micropenis

Micropenis is a medical term for a penis, usually diagnosed at birth, that is well under the normal size range for an infant. In every other way, including structure, appearance, and function, a micropenis is like any other healthy penis.
You've probably heard friends share stories about having sex with a guy who has a micropenis. Most likely, though, those men simply had a small penis, which is by no means the same thing.

Micropenis is a real, diagnosable medical condition; it refers to a penis that's less than 2.8 inches long when erect, according to Jamin Brahmbhatt, MD, urologic surgeon and co-founder of The PUR Clinic in Clermont, Florida. In our size-obsessed world, having a micropenis can leave a guy feeling very self-conscious. And it can be a big surprise to his partner as well.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 1, 2019
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microindustry

n. a way of producing items and selling goods which is from the home and accessible to the public as either handi-crafts or value-enhanced natural resources

n. pulling off a living in a small way through local commodity

n. homeboy networks that service the community as both for-profit and not-for-profit ventures
She's workin the shit microindustry style and bringin money in hand over fist...

Local government has found it profitable to support microindustry as opposed to providing corporate welfare for larger corporations to relocate into their areas.

There's enough microindustrial stuff goin on around here that we can now create our own Saturday markets and barter.
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microwindowing

The act of resizing e-mail and chat windows to the smallest size readable, limiting visibility to bosses and co-workers, in an attempt to conceal being lazy, slack, or unproductive.
Sean was caught reading his personal emails, so now resorts to microwindowing.
by 01iv3r February 26, 2011
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Micropenis Muffler

An overly loud vehicle that is purposely so. To make up for the drivers micropenis. The louder the vertical the smaller the penis.
Damn, that micropenis muffler is so loud, dude must be hung like a bee!
by Novellium April 30, 2021
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Micromaniac

A manic who isn't always a maniac, but has small (micro) bursts of being one at certain times for certain things.
That guy is a micromaniac if you say hi to him on thursdays.
by MicroManiac April 6, 2010
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