oklahoma microphone

masterbating in public while someone sings the song you requested they sing in karaoke.

girl 1: that bitch is singing my song!
girl 2: well lets oklahoma microphone her.

by jcpdude May 18, 2011

internet microcelebrity

Someone who believes that 30,000 followers makes them famous. Often fitness YouTubers or Instagram record producers with 5,000 followers and a verified tag. Often found in the comment sections of @rap, @6ixbuzztv, or @worldstar.

Mike: Hey John! Lucas Hamilton just liked my post!

John: Who?

Mike: Lucas Hamilton! You know, the guy up the street who has 9,000 followers!

John: Wait, the internet microcelebrity dude?

by Le dieu du PEI July 31, 2021

two turntables and microphone

Line from a Beck song called "Where It's At". Two turntables and a microphone are supposed to represent a dick; the shaft and two balls...

Where it's at!?!? I got two turntables and microphone!

by Asa Guy December 28, 2008

Protein Microphone

Descriptive of a penis whilst it is getting sucked

She was gagging for sex, but was dropping clots, so instead she bent down and sucked the protein microphone

by Simon Shott May 8, 2006

microphonium

The mic of the moment. The microphone that you are speaking, singing into or using now. A dildo shaped or large mic.

"He pulled this huge microphonium out"

by PeRRyO November 26, 2006

Microphony

A person that lacks the ability to resist the urge to say something ridiculous into an available microphone.

I can't believe Michael proposed to Carol during Kelly's Diwali...He's such a microphony.

by broncogunner October 3, 2008

Microphone abuser

Someone who's spit aggressive on Da mic

Man he dat rapper is a microphone abuser

by Junezrapsoulzzz October 13, 2018