Lesser known sexual activity between two women consisting of the connection of the positive and negative terminals of a car battery to the women's respective clitoral piercings, followed by a vigorous scissoring session and resulting in an electrifying, spark-filled experience for both parties.
Lacey and June lit up the room last night, as their Die Hard-enhanced metallic muffs engaged in a Mechanicsburg Spark Plug.
by J.J. Jingleheimerschmidt February 25, 2009
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1. routine or basic methods of a person who consistently repeats the same mistake more than once or makes completely irrational decisions without warning or reason.
2. the process of making ill-advised, wasteful financial decisions to reach an unrealistic or unobtainable goal.
3. the actions of an individual who rationalizes ideas regarding Asian minors whilst under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol.
- noun
1. routine or basic methods of a person who consistently repeats the same mistake more than once or makes completely irrational decisions without warning or reason.
2. the process of making ill-advised, wasteful financial decisions to reach an unrealistic or unobtainable goal.
3. the actions of an individual who rationalizes ideas regarding Asian minors whilst under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol.
"Goran Bunch" recently received his paycheck. Displaying typical munch mechanics, he resolved to spend it entirely on a European satchel, hard liquor, something with rhinestones, and an over-priced gift for an Asian minor (in the hopes of receiving sexual gratification.) Later that night he recalled his countless stupid decisions, but, for some reason, repeated the same actions during the following pay-period. munch mechanics
by Bubba the Cat September 29, 2010
Get the Munch Mechanics mug.A sexual position where someone is licking a girl's ass and fingering her vagina simultaneously. Also, the mechanic can also be when someone is licking a girl's vagina and fingering her ass simultaneously. It is called "the mechanic" because you are "checking the oil" and "checking under the hood" at the same time.
Damn bro my girl got really mad at me last night. Looks like tonight I'm gonna hafta give her the mechanic to get outta the dog house.
by Lehmdawg June 12, 2019
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Hershel, look at that there watermelon mechanic working that melon. He makes a porch monkey look like Neanderthal.
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A: Did you know that the title "Mechanical Animals" is an anagram for "Is An Alchemical Man"? So the cover really says "Marilyn Manson is an alchemical man."
B: Dude, you need a girlfriend.
B: Dude, you need a girlfriend.
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