Self-Medicate

v. To alleviate one's self of physical or mental pain through alternative forms such as recreational drugs or alcohol

Tom: Your back is pretty bad man, go see a doctor.
Jim: Nah brah, I'll just self-medicate with a 5th of vodka

by Chris24O April 8, 2010

wizard medication

Colloquial name of novel psychedelic compound 25i-NBOMe, a more potent chemical derivative of better known psychedelic 2C-I. The compound is noted for its particularly intense visual effects, and pronounced stimulant properties. Users report the experience instilling an all-encompassing, almost childlike joy, as well as the feeling that they are combatants against evil (hence 'wizard').

Merle: Damn bro, you need to lay off the wizard medication. All I've heard from your room all night is Fuck Buttons!
Kevin: But it's the perfect soundtrack to stirring the cosmos! By the way, I am a wizard.

by J.R. Ustler September 30, 2012

Medic Bag

The item Dallas need. Full health replenishing item.

AAAAAAAA I NEED A MEDIC BAG

by BlackMesaScientistBubby September 8, 2020

Edisons Medicine

Getting shocked by a jolt of electricity.

Man that fucking cop pulled me over, whooped my ass, and gave me serving of Edisons Medicine with his tazer.

by Mr.Satan September 29, 2009

Medicated

To be high as fuck from smoking marijuana, weed, or/and that loud... etc.

After smoking a few blunts of that good good, I feel well medicated.

by MistahRigoh October 3, 2016

medicocracy

A society ruled by doctors. A key postulate of a medicocracy is that there is no natural limit to healthcare expenditures because any attempt to do so will be putting a price on life and that is immoral.

Bob: Maria, we have to declare bankruptcy because we have $160,000 in medical bills due yesterday and no way to pay it.
Maria: That's what you get when you live in a medicocracy.

by Inko Inko March 3, 2009

meischew

nickname for a fat, orange cat...like meischew-pork

my meischew is still in the same spot from this morning

by Jackie K Bourgoin March 22, 2012