Flushing a particularaly bad-smelling turd down the toilet in the stall of a public bathroom while you are still crapping so other people will not smell it. This can be repeated as many times as necessary.
Person in right stall: *Poops*
Person in left stall: "Oh God! That's Horrible! How about a
Mercy Flush?"
Person in right stall: *Flushes*
Person in left stall: "Thanks."
Person in right stall: "Welcome" *Continues Pooping*
Person in left stall: "Oh God! That's Horrible! How about a
Mercy Flush?"
Person in right stall: *Flushes*
Person in left stall: "Thanks."
Person in right stall: "Welcome" *Continues Pooping*
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