Merit System

A system or policy whereby people are promoted or rewarded on the basis of ability and achievement rather than because of seniority, quotas, patronage, or the like.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 30, 2003

Marmite Miner

Slang for a gay male who engages in anal intercourse with another male.

Jonathan seems to be walking funny, he must have been ploughed by kyle, hes a known marmite miner in Runcorn.

by hes a right uphill gardener February 14, 2019

Merritt

Pretty much the coolest person alive. If female, she has her hand in a thousand projects at once. Always to start, hardly ever finishes. Likes smoking weed and hanging out with friends. Pretty much wants to do nothing and get paid for it. Likes to abide by the law unless she doesn't think it's a good law. Travels a lot.

If male, struggles with being extremely cocky due to amount of women fall for him. Close to his family and loves his dog.

"Oh do you want to paint the house today?"

"Um, you know we won't finish, don't be such a Merritt"

by raccoon lover of the universe February 6, 2010

mermin

a negative term; used for someone you do not like

jeff: hey! did you see the kid at the pep rally?
ryan: ugh yes, he is such a mermin!
jeff: got that right

by lexinook December 23, 2007

marmite pot

the act of using exceptional amounts of toilet tissue in order to clean the nippsy

Barry couldnt get his arsehole clean, some say he had an "arse like a marmite pot"

by john rotten December 10, 2007

meritorious

Something which is deserving of merit.

"This assigment is meritorious."

by The Brown Recluse March 5, 2008

marmite muncher

After anal sex the resulting mixed discharge of sperm and poo, then greedily lapped up like marmite on hot buttered toast.

I say Mr Cholmdley-Warner your breath is a bit suspect have you been a marmite muncher with Mrs Cholmdley-Warner, Old Chap?

by Gary Johns July 18, 2006