matonged

when you're playing with a girl on your team and you become stronger than expected.

"This guy matonged the other night it was amazing!"

by liicenc May 26, 2021

meatness

<noun>

The very essential quality of animal's foodmeat, derived from it's genetic stock and quality of feed and care throughout the animal stock's life.

Example:
<ThorrDK-> that Costco rotisserie chicken bird is really subpar

<@Thundrblt> I like it, but it's a bit too salty
<ThorrDK-> it's the meat.. texture
<ThorrDK-> it's very 'meatness' is subpar... let's say
<ThorrDK-> you can only mask it's subparness with spices and salt

by Cohen212 January 8, 2022

meatnork

verb.
1. vomit or get sick (after running really hard and fast in a race or a strenuous practice).
2. run and work very hard.

1. He ran so fast that he meatnorked.
2. I think I'm going to meatnork.
3. "Do you meatnork?" (Are you a hardcore runner?)

by a_z_k December 28, 2008

dead meat on the tracks

The act of getting your penis stuck in a zipper after urinating.

Ooh, that bled more than dead meet on the tracks.

by Suss March 11, 2005

Davenport Meatmonster

When a man and women are doing it doggy style the man grabs the womans arms put her ass up and does anal for a few seconds then bites onto her neck and rolls around while giving vaginal sex Then ounce complete The Man Roars and Says MEATMONSTER!

My Neighbors were doing the Davenport Meatmonster last night, I didnt get any sleep

by asdfadfasfasfsdafsaf May 10, 2010

Melton

Seriously brutal, never mess with someone described as a ‘Melton’ because they can most definitely beat the shit out of you. The Rock could be described as a ‘Melton’.

‘Is that the rock?’
‘Jeez, i wouldnt mess with him he’s such a melton!’

by Ollyy1234 May 26, 2018

West Melton

chav central, found here are all the scrubbers, skets and the WME smoking joints and drinking outside the corner shop called lallys. Here children as young as five can be found throwing stones at the flats either side of the shop but it doesn't matter because they probably live in them flats anyway. Again children as young as five will be found roaming the streets after 11pm. Then being called in by their mother who is their fathers sister, for dinner eaten from dog bowls.INBREDS!

All the local people who want to get on with their life in West Melton can't even walk down the street without being abused within every inch of their life often leading to suicidal grannys.
Other stereotypes have attempting living here these include; emos,goths and random little kiddies. Kids are one problem, dogs are yet another, just don't leave your fluffy little rabbit in the backgarden alone!!
also search rotherham

*An old, tired granny is walking down the street. A chav approaches her*

Chav: Yo, motherf**ker granny whats that on ya head?

Granny: A hat my dear (should never have passed through West Melton!)

by Fed Up Grannys. August 14, 2008