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McGregor

The term used to describe the hideous, vaginal bulge often spotted in obese and older women. A McGregor is particularly noticeable in tight trousers; "dustbin bag full of yoghurt" is a good metaphor for this phenomenon.

The McGregor often conceals a pork pie.
"I would have shagged her, but I was worried that her wobbling McGregor might crush my cock completely."

"If you continue eating at such a rate, you'll soon find a monster McGregor stretching the seems of your underwear."
by ekul December 5, 2007
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McGregored

A mythical 6’4 traveler Scott McGreggor is known to get a statistically improbable number of airline seat upgrades.

To McGregor Upgrade is to poor on the charm till the gate agent moves you to a nice seat with additional legroom. The critical part to complete a McGregor is to post this opulence on a social media platform for all to see!

For a properly McGregored upgrade to count, the additional legroom must be aparant in your posting, the image must convey the status others flying are not enjoying!
Bumped to an exit row, I McGregored the shit out of this trip to Uspsa nationals!
by World traveler! May 28, 2018
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Spicey Mcgregor

A woman or man uses hot sauce as lubricant while masturbating or having sexual intercourse.
Ted was doing the "Spicey Mcgregor" while he played hanky spanky.
by Ambassador Krayola February 28, 2011
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McGregored

1) To be beaten up whenever you aggravate/talk to/see, breathe in the vicinity of people.

2) To be violently attacked in any situation, including those in which you aren't actually involved in
I yelled at some chavs the other day but they Mcgregored my mate instead
by CaptainLingo September 13, 2010
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macgregor barking

First used by the macgregor clan in olden day dogging circles. Macgregor barking is when a group of men surround a car with a couple having sex in it and bark like dogs while they pleasure themselves.
Hey dude! Did you enjoy that macgregoring we did last night...WOOF WOOF!! Yea dude! Macgregor barking is the shit!!
by creamy windscreens December 9, 2007
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McGregors

The bits of fluff from socks that get stuck inbetween toes when a person doesn't wash their feet for a couple days.
"You need a wash, look at your McGregors"
by Clean Toes March 22, 2008
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Conor McGregor

a fucking hard nut who will nut a woman any day of the week
'Conor McGregor is one cracking bloke.'
by griffynA.K.Atherealman November 16, 2018
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