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Can I have yo mathematics?

Another way of asking a person for their number. Based on the holla holla holla guy from dave chappelle's show.

Explanation of phrase: when one asks for another persons number they usually say it by "can i have your number?" or "I see that fine bootay of yo's, holla with them digits at meh why dontchya?" The reason we say "mathematics" is because a number is theoretically math, hence the term can i have yo mathematics?
Nala: Hey Simba... you look hawt!
Simba: say gurl, lemme holla holla holla atchya. can I have yo mathematics?

Aash: Dayummmnnnn look at calaia's bootayyyy!
Shivani: wa wa wee wah I WANT!
*both yell at calaia* say gurl! can i have yo mathematics?!?!??
by Asswhole_with_a_dubya February 21, 2011
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kurt's mathematics centre

I saw my friend at kurt's mathematics centre around 1 year ago
I haven't seen him since

Think you're smart? Have a big ego? Have a cocky attitude? Come to Kurt, He'll fix you!

Kurt's centre is actually a burial ground for all the kids he has hit with his metal ruler.
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mathematics

"Hey baby. Whas yo mathematics?"
"My what?"
"Your mathematics."
"Oh my number. No."
by ...<@!+Y March 31, 2007
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Mathematics

An impossible system time-consuming shit designed to form mental kidney stones
Man- "I'm going to need you to pick me up from the hospital after I pass mathematics today. The pain is unbearable..."
by Swoody January 25, 2010
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Mathematics

This cruel word means

Monstrosity
A
Teacher

Heavily

Enjoys
Mushing
And
Torturing

Into
Children’s

Souls so if you like maths or Math you must be crazy
Innocent child: what does mathematics mean?
Someone: Monstrosity
A
Teacher

Heavily

Enjoys
Mushing
And
Torturing

Into
Children’s

Souls

Innocent child: 💀 MOTHER I WANT TO DROP OUT OF SCHOOL
by oowasiapainter June 5, 2020
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mathematics

An arcane discipline invented by the ancients to ensure full employment among pointy headed professors who lack social skills to enter or succeed in any of the social sciences, including spelling. The principal means by which this is achieved is to establish an extensive, cascading order of complexity, such that each class is offered only as a prerequisite to the next.
Mathematics is the language of tenure. Since university administrators invariably come from more serious disciplines, they could give a rat's what goes on in the math department, excepting, of course the math professors' occasional brush with the FBI and kiddy porn.

She: Why am I having to take all this goddamn math?

He: To help Dr. Goldbaum enjoy lap dances down at the truck stop.
by hoze-a March 30, 2007
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Mathematics

A subject taught in school. It is the study of numbers and how they work. Shortened to "maths" in England or "math" in America. Many people hate it but some people (like me) love it. It is a requirement in the UK for most jobs.
Teacher: "You must pass your mathematics GCSE, or you won't get a job."
by MathsIsAmazing October 16, 2019
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