matthew

A SQUISHY LIL BOI WIT DAT GOOD ASS HAIR AND DAT FLAT ASS PANCAKE BOOTY DOE LIEK DAYM BABEH

"What do you think of matthew?"
"His hair is life but dat ass ain't"

by LemmeLickYourToesBabeh June 3, 2016

matthew

A clever and attractive dude, they know they are cute and take advantage of it. A player, mostly only hangsout with popular people. Basically shallow and when you are friends with them it’s nice. Mostly thinks with his dick.

Girl 1: Wow look at him, he’s so cute.
Girl 2: Yeah, that’s Matthew. He’s a player though.

by DangDatGirlDou January 7, 2018

matthew

A SQUISHY LIL BOI WIT DAT GOOD ASS HAIR AND DAT FLAT ASS PANCAKE BOOTY DOE LIEK DAYM BABEH

"What do you think of matthew?"
"His hair is life but dat ass ain't"

by LemmeLickYourToesBabeh June 3, 2016

matthew

the name fit for someone who lacks common sense

"Matthew you fucking idiot!!! Why did you decline the invitation to you're own wedding?"

by OMEGALULXD September 19, 2021

matthew

Faggot

Matthew, you are the biggest faggot ever.

by Yeetskswqm October 28, 2017

matthew

A SQUISHY LIL BOI WIT DAT GOOD ASS HAIR AND DAT FLAT ASS PANCAKE BOOTY DOE LIEK DAYM BABEH

"What do you think of matthew?"
"His hair is life but dat ass ain't"

by LemmeLickYourToesBabeh June 3, 2016

matthew

Matthew , A real piece of shit. Sucks cock on the daily and has secret gay crushes on all his male friends. Sucks at life to the fullest extent. His mother regrets not aborting him .

Matthew, a cock sucking faggot.

by The Real Slim Shday May 28, 2018