matteus marlovits

Teus is one of the most sexiest, handsome, pompous and diligent people you‘ll ever meet.

He‘s instagram famous and is venerated/adored by a myriad of gals out there.

„gurl, where can i find myself a matteus marlovits“

„Comrade ion kno“

by hisdicksmallerthanmytoes May 6, 2019

matterize

Creating or manufacturing something that has only existed in imagination until now.

If you have an idea, you should matterize it before it becomes irrelevant.

by maker3000 June 10, 2020

"Farticulate Matter"

Those nasty mini-chunks left in your boxers after an excessive big push.

Dude, I gotta go to the can, I think I blew some "Farticulate Matter" into my DKNY's. That push was way over the top.

by wpgbrainscanner October 12, 2008

Maiten

Maiten means strength with a gentle heart. A very nice person, is happy to be himself and who brings a cheeky smile to all situations. They are generally very creative and love to share this creativity. Also in difficult matters they are great level headed debaters. Though they can get a temper if thwarted.

level headed Maiten - Meaning one who can empathise with others ideas while also getting across their own point of view in a non aggressive, yet assertive, manner.

by Someone Special 09 February 7, 2010

Malte

Malte is a very handsome boy, with blonde hair and blue eyes. You would usually find a Malte playing basketball or pool in his free time. Malte also looks so hot when he is sweaty and playing sports. Malte has impeccable taste in music. All girls want a Malte because he is funny, effortlessly smart, and kind if he likes you. Malte is also a very trustworthy person who doesn't often say much but rather shows his feeling through actions rather than words. Malte is very good in bed but is also very picky when deciding what girl to commit it, If you are lucky enough to meet a Malte in your life consider yourself blessed.

Oh, that guy is definitely a Malte... Just look at him.

by somerandomperson96 January 16, 2021

Lorenzo Von Matterhorn

A play to run on girls to get the business.

1st: Have an ability in website design and think of a unique fake name. Have you got yours? Good!
Now when you get to the bar look for a girl with a really nice phone. Approach her with confidence and repeat your fake name often. Now when you leave she will go on her phone and do an internet search of you, where she'll see......

a series of fake websites talking about your many feats in being a billionaire, global balloon trekker, and being told by doctors that penis reduction surgery isn't an option.

give her some time then approach her again and ask if she would like to have coffee.

The Lorenzo Von Matterhorn works!

by lesbihonestttt June 9, 2013

Marte

One of the pretty girls in her friendgroup. Most marte's are norwegian. She likes food.

P1: hey, who's that pretty girl over there?
P2: It's Marte!

by Helovesmebuthedoesnt December 24, 2016