Maskturbate

To pump one's pumpernickel in public or recreationally beneath the cloak of complete anonymity and comfort that only a mask can provide.

On Halloween we're gonna go around the neighborhood and maskturbate on people's lawns, you in?

by Advocate of Public Wanking April 1, 2010

Masterbate

Masturbation for professionals.

"You spelled masturbate wrong."
"Your masturbation is only amateur. When you do it as much as me it becomes masterbate."

by Niladen September 3, 2013

easy to masturbate to

A comment mainly left on blogs or video sharing websites to indicate a video or blog was good

Cool video. I found it easy to masturbate to

I found this thread easy to masturbate to

by tory borty December 23, 2012

Procrastinate before you masturbate

Taking time, maybe wasting time, before you "jerk the gherkin"

Hey Lauren remember to procrastinate before you masturbate ;)

by Frau Kowalik July 19, 2017

Masturbate

When A person play's with there privates to pleasure there sexual needs

Kiersten : Oh Jake why don't you caress my boobs!
Jake : Do you really want me to stick my hands in your shirt right here at work?
Kiersten : YES!
Jake : Ok!!!
Kiersten : Oh Jake! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Kiersten : Now Suck Them!!!
Jake : MMMMMM!
Chad : Wow Jake watching you suck Kiersten's beautiful breast makes me wanna Masturbate!
Kiersten : Uh Jake you need to stop there's a perve watching us!

by SlopNChop June 30, 2017

macsturbate

What mac enthusiasts do with their expensive computers.

Beating it to Mac apps is an example of Macsturbation, or to macsturbate

When I use iPorn, I'm hit with an erotic display that simply boggles the mind. -Tim Heimerel

by Jaxcalibur H November 9, 2006

masturbate

To play with oneself, usually until orgasm is reached

Man 1: You masturbate that much. It's not even that great

Man 2: Don't hate the bate, it's sex with someone I love

by That man with the thing March 31, 2010