mastipaper

an internet wallpaper used for the explicit purpose of masturbation

This new Jessica Alba mastipaper is making it easy to rub one out before I play wow.

by Fat Muppet January 20, 2006

mastibate

To eat off one's own genitalia or body in general.

Derived from the seperate terms masticate and masturbate (puerile synonymous usages notwithstanding). Inspired by the sexual fetish with partaking of a meal off another's naked body. Popularized in an episode of Real Sex on HBO, as well as The Surreal Life on VH1.

by Cius May 8, 2005

Mastication

1) The act of oral sex with foodstuffs.
2) The act of chewing said foodstuffs after fornication.

Did you know that chewing food is called mastication?

That's like having oral sex with your food man, gross.

by Kiwi Baccano October 15, 2012

Mysticated

The combination of Mystified and Confused.

I was so mysticated by the succubus's pure beauty.

by Tyrone Muffassa June 19, 2014

Mativated

Mativated - to feel motivated to form a friendship with another person.

A feel mativated to make that person a mate.

by Dicky Knee November 21, 2018

Castigate

Put someone down on the spot, to act from developed fury and to ‘dress them down’

I have behaved on my accord in order to castigate them in a public place.

by Fahst March 15, 2019

Mastritate

Art of meditation and mastrubation at the same time

Synonym for mesibate

Trevor: im going to meditate, or mastrubate, Or both
Mastritate

by Rex/ G1 EXPERT March 7, 2021