Master penis

links ultimate weapon even more powerful then the master sword and that vanquishes all who appose it in one giant cock slap the only other person to touch the master penis is zelda and she uses it for her own self pleasure

link lifted up the master penis and jolted it forward in aw of its size

by father fast fingers February 19, 2017

Dutch Master

When your CPAP machine sucks up one of your farts and gives you a pressurized Dutch Oven through the mask.

I farted in my sleep and the damn CPAP woke me up with Dutch Master of my own ass.

by Pheecees June 27, 2021

Mashed potatoes

The act of sexual intercourse when both parties are heavily intoxicated and just end up mashing their genitals together.

Dude, bro, I had Amber over last night after the bars but we were so wasted that we just wound up having mashed potatoes until we passed out

by Smashpotatoez January 5, 2022

Master Of Puppets

1.Metallica's 3rd album, considered by some to be the greatest metal album ever. It was also Cliff Burton's last album with Metallica (He died in a tour buss accident shortly after completing the album).
2. The title track of the above album. Probably Metallica's most famous song. The lyrics are about Drug Addiction, refering to the drug (most likely cocaine) as "Master".

Metallica is God.

by Metal Head June 22, 2004

Master Yi Syndrome

When someone in the MOBA game "League Of Legends" plays the champion Master Yi, when this player gets fed in the early game they believe that they can 1v5 the enemy team and proceeds to attempt to. The Master Yi player will most likely fail and blame Crowd Control (CC) and attemp to 1v5 7 more times, thus throwing the game.

Brandon: "Dude yesterday I was playing League of Legends and their Master Yi got so fed and started to carry!"
Jerry: "Did he get Master Yi Syndrome?"
Brandon: "Yeah he ended up throwing the game and letting us win!"

by Pancock September 17, 2017

Dj Master

The term (slang) used for a woman masturbating. It is called Dj mastering because when a woman stimulates her clit her finger move in a circular motion then making the dj master.

“Dude when we were at Jennifer’s party I heard that becky was playing dj master for 2 hours straight”

“Holy shit dude that’s wild”

by GawkityGawk August 17, 2021

master baiter

An expert fisherman.

Man, that dude can land a rod in anything!
He is truly a master baiter.

by The Great Articulator June 15, 2016