Mantervention

an orchestrated attempt by one, or often many, guy friends to get someone to seek professional help with a girlfriend or wife. Manterventions have been used to address serious personal problems, including, but not limited to acting like the bitch in the relationship, relationship infidelity, and not acting manly.

All the men decided to have a mantervention when they found out Bob was getting cheated on by his fat wife.

by Rodrim33 September 18, 2010

Marte

Marte is funny, intelligent, genuine, kind and surprisingly forgiving- but will cut a bitch over her spouse

Marte loves her spouse so much she will CUT-A-BITCH!

by SmarteChick December 20, 2016

magic marker

After take a shit you keep wiping and the shit never goes away

Dude, I was stuck in the stall for 20 minutes because I had a magic marker!

by Ay-yo-gray-suit March 4, 2017

Martell

A guy of talent beyond the eyes of various viewers. Someone who finds the need to please many people in many ways. They maybe small, they be tall, but either one of them can smash through a wall. A well known person around the hometown with ambitious goals in life. A comedian. Always there for someone when nobody else is no matter what. A strong outgoing lover with the brains to please a female no matter what.

oh once i adored the man i thought i loved. but then i met Martell

by star emperor August 7, 2012

phil margera

Father of Bam and Jess Margera, husband to April and brother of Don Vito. Often woken abruptly by Bam and his crew. Duties include Elvis impersonator, punchbag, budding rockstar. Unbelievably unphased by his son's antics Phil is the epitomy of cool.

Jeez Bam what are you doing now?
-everytime Bam and the boys screw something up

by failure33object March 26, 2005

bam margera

he turned his whole house into a skate park.

what more can i say?

by lewis May 7, 2004

markerwipe

(descriptive noun) Used to describe the need for constant wiping after a bowel movement that continues to produce an incessant amount of greasy residue. It's almost like there's a brown or black marker up there, with the cap off and the tip facing outward.

"That was some markerwipe I had in there. I went through half a roll of toilet paper and a whole package of baby wipes."

by Gottabethegravy November 2, 2018