marinated

to be intoxicated; drunk; twisted; and or schwasted. Describing the result of drinking too much.

person 1: yo dude lets drink this weekend

person 2: im so down man, i wanna get stupid marinated

by monte queso December 17, 2011

Marinate

When you wait two or more minutes to open a text message from somebody you like to make him/her more interested in you

Don’t open it yet, you gotta marinate

by Englishkid8 April 9, 2019

marinating the liver

A synonym for drinking. Could be used just for fun, or as a more passive way of telling you friends and family you're an alcoholic.

Mom - so what did you do last night
You - stayed in, marinated the liver
Mom - you shouldn't eat so much red meat

Friend - what are you up to right now
You - just marinating the liver
Friend - dude, it's noon on a Wednesday...

by THE Rocketmanrc May 1, 2010

marinated meat pocket

The sexiest way to describe the lady parts.

“How about you hike up them trousers and show me your marinated meat pocket.”

by PolkaPolice June 6, 2020

Masonator

Is a guy, likey to be named Mason, but could have any name that begins with “M” is very happy and funny... but also mildly moody. He is a chronic masterbator. He never leaves his socks on, often leaving them at others houses on the floor. He an all around good friend.

Everyone needs to get themselves a Masonator!

by JAK1985 September 15, 2020

marinated hump

A person thoroughly and inextricably saturated in repeated autoerotic satisfaction.

Donald J. Trump is the acme of a marinated hump.

by Steel City Dude January 31, 2021

Premature Marination

"Doing a Jamie Oliver"

When you marinate meat for such a short length of time that it adds no flavour whatsoever and does nothing for tenderizing the meat. You might as well have rubbed the meat on your balls instead.

"He prematurely marinated the meat, and yielded no flavour or tenderising as a result"
"His meat was flavourless like a bland, prematurely marinated sausage"
"Premature marination is like adding chilli jam to fried rice, it bad and make you stupid"

by JamesFoo March 26, 2022