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mansierre

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1: A male-specific undergarment used to conceal what in polite society is often referred to as a man-boobs or bitch-tits.

Example: In the 104th episode of Seinfeld, rather than identifying the root cause of Gynecomastia, Kramer and Constanza Sr. undergo a fruitless business venture into the production of Mansierres.
Hapless Bro; Are my eyes playing tricks on me or did Bob from Accounting show up today with some really nice male cleavage.

Happless Bro 2; He must have purchased a new mansierre.
by lorusdown May 7, 2016
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Manster

a large, furry creature: part Man, part Monster
My furry Manster engulphed me in warm snuggles to keep out the cold.
by Sedona1 October 18, 2011
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Mansker

A rookie police officer that is trigger happy and shoots people while off duty without waiting for backup.
1) Steve Foley of the San Diego Chargers really got manskered.

2) A good cop knows better than to mansker someone.
by Jason Martone September 18, 2008
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manserpent

The coolest, most holy, most amazing creature. Is one third man, one third serpent, one third man. Manserpents are only male, and have a mating call sounding like "Murrrrrr". The Manserpent dance includes shifting of the shoulders and arms in a rythmatic pattern. Manserpents travel mainly by flopping, through some can fly especially those of the "king man serpent" variety.
Manserpent: murrrrrrr
Other Manserpent: yes.
by Shantiago February 25, 2008
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manswer

A real or desperately invented answer by a man who feels that he must prove his manhood by trying to sound like he knows everything. The manswer is often a serious response to a casual question, to a joke, or to a general comment that requires no answer at all or is not directed toward the man.
She: "I just read that Guatemalan jaguars are attracted to Obsession for Men cologne."

He (driven to give a manswer): "Guatemalan jaguars are the felines closest genetically to cetaceans, so it's obvious that they're attracted to the ambergris in expensive colognes."
by XXvsXY February 24, 2011
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mansperience

John: Cutting down that tree with a swiss army knife in the freezing wilderness was a serious mansperience.
by ManlyTyler February 28, 2011
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Mansterics

Descriptive of an otherwise MANLY man suffering a period of GIRLY behaviour when his manliness is challenged by other MANLY men... thus provoking the suspicion that he may not be very MANLY at all.
*At the gym*

"Hey AJ, why did Billy just punch the wall, throw the contents of his locker around the room, and run outta the room screaming?"

"I dunno Matty... all I said was that he was lookin' a little outta shape and should maybe work out a little harder"

"Wow!... I aint never seen Mansterics that bad before. Guess he must be on his Manstrual Cycle
by aaaaajon January 20, 2012
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