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Mansterics 

Descriptive of an otherwise MANLY man suffering a period of GIRLY behaviour when his manliness is challenged by other MANLY men... thus provoking the suspicion that he may not be very MANLY at all.
*At the gym*

"Hey AJ, why did Billy just punch the wall, throw the contents of his locker around the room, and run outta the room screaming?"

"I dunno Matty... all I said was that he was lookin' a little outta shape and should maybe work out a little harder"

"Wow!... I aint never seen Mansterics that bad before. Guess he must be on his Manstrual Cycle
Mansterics by aaaaajon January 20, 2012
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Monsterish

1. An exclamatory statement to define something as beyond the norm.

2. Anything disgusting, abominable, creepy, or similar.
That was just a monsterish newb...

That forum moderator was just monsterish in his dealings with the users!
Monsterish by Plutoman February 29, 2008

Mansteris 

A guy you mess around with when you hang out with him for no apparent reasion. You do this even though you know better, it happens almost everytime you hang out. This is how someone becomes a Mansteris. These can be good things or bad things. Mansteris(s) can become very negitive people in your life and an object your friends will use to make fun of. You and your mansteris(s) activities usually take place in random places when you don't think your friends are looking.
(1)Hey Rebecca, there goes your mansteris, boR.
(2)Omg! she made out with her mansteris in the woods at his party!?
Mansteris by [Letsgo4awalk] September 30, 2006

mansturising 

Using your jizz to moisturise.
Paul: Dude your skin is really dry.
Bob: I'll whack one off and use the jizz to mansturise. mansturising is really good for the skin, espically on the face.
mansturising by smeg24 May 23, 2006

Masterism 

I am awesome because I am the master of masterism.
Masterism by nickvet419 March 12, 2010

manstriss 

A married homosexual man with a male partner on the side.
Joe: Are you going straight home after work?

Casey: No, I'm going to my manstriss' house instead.
manstriss by Rodg2002 September 18, 2014

mansterous 

Adjective used in describing women with unusually large body parts that could resemble a man's; Namely hands and feet.
Wow! Your girlfriend is hot, except for those mansterous hands.
mansterous by tncg August 3, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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