Dan the Manned

This is my way of describing someone who got knocked out cold in a fight. It's a nod to the popular Halfbrick Studios game Dan the Man, in which players can deliver a slow-motion knockout on their opponents.

Dude, you just got Dan the Manned!!

by Cre8vKnuckledraggr March 5, 2019

Manbed

1st Rule of Manbed…You don’t talk about Manbed!

What is Manbed?

by Johnny Badhair February 13, 2004

He-Manned

When your head becomes lodged in your asshole.

"Whoa! That dude just got he-manned!"

"Don't make me he-man you."

by Stonehenge215 February 11, 2010

manfection

The perfect and ultimate physical embodiment of masculinity.

'I am manfection, no doubt about it.'

by Mr. Smith. May 23, 2007

Gucci Maned

To spend a lot of time on one particular thing but still do a horrible job at it.

Tom spent his entire Christmas break writing an essay, but he still got an F on it. Even though he tried his hardest, Tom Gucci Maned his Christmas break.

by Icy Wyte January 4, 2018

ManFred

A ManFred is someone who wishes to explode someone else's head between thine pecs.

I'm so mad at him I just want to ManFred him so hard

by Beanut Putter May 15, 2017

manned parenthood

Similar to planned parenthood, but just for men.

Person A: Hey man, I think you spilled glue all over the kitchen floor during arts and crafts night.

Person B: Dude, it wasn't arts and crafts night....and that's not glue. Don't go crab walking in there unless you want to get pregmant.

Person A: Oh snap! Too late. I better get myself to manned parenthood.

by the teej April 28, 2009