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mandangled

Def: In state of total inhebriation. Unable to control any bodily part and or function. fucked up retarded

Background: Got so fucked up and retarded one night with Paulie B. Nick and Tray, that we had to come up with a new word
> Dude what did you do last night?

> Dunno started off with a bottle of captains spiced, 24 beers and a quarter....woke up next to some swamp donkey i must have met at the bar

> SOunds like you got Mandangled
by Hamolka January 21, 2005
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mandalized

When you get beaten up by a bunch of dudes. Sorta the plural form of manhandled, because menhandling sounds weird.
"fool, you better get out or you're gonna get mandalized"
by Desmond White December 1, 2009
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Mandaeism

Mandaeism is a minor religion with around 65,000 followers. Most followers live in the Middle East, though some live in America. Holy book is Ginza Rba and Qolusta.

Mandaeism is in the Mid-East, but it is not an Abrahamic religion like Christianity, Judaism, and Islam. Abraham is considered a false prophet to them. Other false prophets are Moses, Jesus, and Muhammad.

Mandaeans say that their religion started with Adam and Eve, and the final prophet (Also most important prophet) was John the Baptist, who gave plenty of religious information to Jesus Christ, trusting him to spread the truth. Now Mandaeans say Jesus perverted John's words and so is a false prophet.

Prophets:
Adam
Abel (Whom Cain killed)
Seth
Enosh
Noah
Shem
Aram
John the Baptist

There is almost no information aside from prophets since Mandaeans are somewhat secretive about their beliefs, so that is all that can really be said.
Mandaean: I believe in Mandaeism!

Not a Mandaean: WTF is Mandeeism?

Mandaean: Teh truth.
by Charles Chilly March 1, 2008
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mandalize

My boss just grabbed me from behind and massaged me. I felt so mandalized.
by timmy January 20, 2005
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mandang

misfortunate (negative) thing happening to you; something like "Aww man..or Aww shucks"
"Awww that's so mandang!!"

"Mandang, I lost my job."

"Mandang, you ate my last orange!"
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mandatorial

Mandatory tutorial. When a video game forces you through tutorial that cannot be skipped. Usually tedious and grueling.
Steve: Did you check out that latest free to play game?
Bob: Only for about five levels. I spent thirty minutes in an unskippable tutorial before I quit out of boredom.
Steve: Ugh, Mandatorial. No bueno...
by Prevailence May 20, 2014
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Mandage

The real mans bandage, the veritable John Wayne of medicine. To apply mandage:

first rinse the wound with Jack Daniels to prevent infection (other manly whiskeys may substitute). second, pack the wound liberally with Copenhagen and seal with duct tape.

Finally, sack up, walk it off and quit being a bitch.
Person 1: oh no, i cut my leg off!
person 2: Slap a mandage on it and sack up, pussy!
by Revfin May 11, 2011
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