mandicapped

When a man refuses to do something because it is too feminine for him.

A: My husband never does the laundry, but he's fine with mowing the lawn.
B: Yeah, when it comes to housework, he's so mandicapped.

by alexaalovey32 June 3, 2013

Mandriff

The act of ejaculating into a woman's hair when she is sleeping and not telling her until the morning when she wakes up and the semen has dried and is beginning to flake.

Debbie was the first to fall asleep so she will definitely have mandriff in the morning.

by Rufus3 June 4, 2010

Mandwich

A mandwich, (from the latin word man-san-da-wich)
1. A mandwich is where a group of men engage in sexual fantasys that makes any homo blow their load.
2. There is also another form of mandwich where a giant orgy occurs where a bunch of black men form a cube and various white men act as sprinkles. This is Called a Lamingmandwich.
3. There is one more definition for a mandwich (or someone who is extreamly GAY!) MR JESBURG!!

A mandwich is where one man is samdwich between two other men with a layer of shity cum between each body for taste.

by Mandwich July 18, 2006

madrican

Is hiding beneth a rock, exp of irc masters

if (config == madrican) echo $cvar(LOCK)

by pheermad March 11, 2003

Mandrillic

The nature of acting like a primate, or large baboon in polite surrounding. Completely devoid of manners. Uncivil and graceless.

His mandrillic perceptions of women left him dateless and frustrated

by Jennifer Lawson Zepeda August 9, 2009

mandicament

When you and your girls are trying to get your freak on. And more than one homie tries to grind on yo shit. Then you can't decide which hung mofo to put yo shit on. You in a bind/mandicament.

Yo Leroy is stacked on my left. And Keeshawn is poppin on my rizzle. Which one do I pick. Fuck this Mandicament!

by unicycles in toyland February 24, 2010

mandicotic

acting like a pysco, flipping out on kids, chocking dogs, putting cats in the dryer, and posting shit on facebook about how shit pisses you off. and flipping the fuck out for no reason because you are a pysco.

Don't make me go mandicotic on your ass!!

by timberlandfoil March 6, 2010