fire breathing manatee

when you are cumming in a girl's pussy and she randomly has her period and backfires your cum onto your cock, ruining a perfectly good and well earned orgasm.

Hey mom! I was about to get my bitch pregnant when she went all fire breathing manatee on my penis.

by Professor Pussyfart November 26, 2010

Horny Manatee

A website accidentally created by Conan O'Brian that shows fake manatee porn with a person in a manatee mascot outfit, types of "porn" include, Man on Mantee, ManaTeen, Shaved Manatee, Web Cam Manatee and others the website has over 20 million hits in less than 1 month and will B around for at least 10 years

lets watch the web cam horny manatee and hornymanatee.com

by King-David Granderson February 7, 2007

manatee mailbox

Large sculpture of a Manatee, also know as the sea cow, holding a mailbox. A local ornament to the Florida Keys.

Dude let's do a shot everytime we see "manatee mailbox" in Key West.

by hotpocket81 June 9, 2009

Manatee Flipping

Verb- refers to the act of taking MDMA (ecstasy) and a strong narcotic (such as Oxycontin) simultaneously, producing a gentle, very carefree state of mind, not unlike a manatee drifting about the Florida Keys (before getting crushed by a speedboat full of bitches).

Carlos: "Hullo Xavier. Have you seen Pascual? He seems to be very slow."

Xavier: "Indeed. He's manatee flipping really hard."

Carlos: "We should engage in that soon."

by Dr.Girlfriend June 16, 2009

unfunded mandate

A typical date between two me but lacking the neccessary funds.

Christopher and Nate went on an unfunded mandate to the park because it did not cost money.

by Jerome Quail January 22, 2009

Baby Brown Manatee

Feces that has been developed and excreted in such a way that it has a shape similar to that of a manatee.

Your roommate as he is stepping out of your bathroom "Sorry bro, I just gave birth to a baby brown manatee"

by Ayoe March 19, 2009

Make Masks Mandatory Again

The call by medical personnel to half-hearted pro-Trump politicians in a number of red states that have started to witness a rise in corona infection in spite of the fact that more people are continually being vaccinated—a “proof” that vaccination doesn’t prevent infection or reinfection, and that mask-wearing is a necessary irritation until the population achieves herd immunity.

Should “Make Masks Mandatory Again” be elevated or promoted to an official slogan to educate patriots and conspiracists that they’d still wear a mask in public squares, especially when it’s difficult to practice social distancing in a crowded space?

by MathPlus May 22, 2021