A stinking shit hole of a town full of violence and arrogance.

Full of AIDS infected gays, niggers and jews and officially ranked as the worst place to live in the whole UK 2007 by Channel 4 Television.
Them dirty fucking gays from Manchester think the place is the new Jerusalem!
by Fourtunate Manc August 23, 2008
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A city in the north west.
I would know, I live there (:
Trafford- YES BREVV (Y)

It's not all bad really. Yes, it rains. Yes we have a high crime rate. Hey, they only shoot at eachother (: It happens so often it don't make the news no more :L

We have 2 football clubs, both of whom are shite (: But MCFC (Y)

Backbone of the insustrial revolution.
Roman Settlement
Madchester<3

Multicultural and multitalented city. My home. I love it.
We have sexual accents. Not everyone talks like they're braindead, mind :)
Manchester: Roman Settlement, Shithole, Amazing Place
Yes brev
by BEANALEANARAWR May 15, 2009
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Manchester is situated in the North West of England.

Commonly slandered by the Scousers,

"Manchester is the home of poofs and pansies"

True to some aspects, Manchester does have a very popular Gay Village; in which there is a "Gay pride" festival each year with Many famous faces including r Ian McKellen, However, Manchester also has a lot more to offer and a lot more to show for all the hard work over the years.

Manchester United: One of the Most sucessful football teams to come out of England.

Manchester City: The richest football club in the world. (also the best, well; we've got the best fans)

Many musicians that took a huge impact on britain in the 80's-90's were also from Manchester and for that we pride ourselfs.

The Smiths
Oasis
The Stone Roses
Happy Mondays
(to name a few)

Also if it wasn't for MMU (Manchester Metropolitan University) the legends known as Ric Mayall & Adrian Edmonson would have never met thus drastically altering british humor through out the 90's.

That in turn renders Manchester one of the Greatest citys in one of the Greatest Countries in the world.
Have you been to Manchester? Yeah mate, Even those chilian miners have been..
by DtotheLA February 11, 2011
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A shit hole in the North West of England, full of scruff's paki's and trigger happy kids, also known for the for there football team Munich X1(man u). who funnily died in a air disater
guy 1: what do ya think of manchester.
guy 2: it stinks and is full of sweaty paki's and little scruff's haha ice on the run way MUNICH MUNICH!!!
by CK09 October 14, 2008
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Shitey city up north. Full of arrogant twats, chavs, and two faced arseholes. It's extremely dull too, all they've got is a mediocre shopping centre and a football museum. You're far better off going to the vastly superior Liverpool. Despite how shit it is, Mancurians make out it's far better than Liverpool and London. The reason they hate on London and Liverpool so much is because they know how inferior it is so try to bring down their betters, just like a school bully.
Adam:Fuck London man, it's evil! Manchester is clearly the best city!
Brent: Lol you're joking right? Manchesters full of cunts like you! It's gotta be one of the crappest cities I've been too. You're only hating on London coz you know Manchesters a massive shithole!
Adam: That's not true! Manchester's better! You're just jelaous!
Brent: Yeah you keep telling yourself that lol. And anyway, if that's so true why did you move to London?
Adam: Shut up! I'm out of here!
by mrperson123 January 24, 2019
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A meet up with your friends from different parts of the UK where you cash out on designer goods and do an activity e.g. trampoline park, escape room, cinema.
Can't wait for Manchester, i'm buying a Louis Vuitton wallet.
by LtFrog Himself April 2, 2018
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A city that’s always RED and never BLuE
Oh look Manchester is winning the title again
by munchqueen February 15, 2019
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