Mancathlon (n) - Founded in Lawrence, Kansas, a series of events strung together in which contestants are required to drink prescribed amounts of beer before, during, and after the said event. Points are rewarded for achieving 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place, and are taken away by breaking Mancathlon rules.
Whoever holds the highest amount of points at the end of the competition is dubbed champion and receives the Plaque of Glory.
All contestants must listen to Manowar during the games (All hail Manowar, band of the Mancathlon), if anyone is caught scolding, mocking, or simply disrespecting Manowar, they will be severely punished.
Only those who have, "male genitalia" can enter the competition, i.e., no fat chicks.
Whoever holds the highest amount of points at the end of the competition is dubbed champion and receives the Plaque of Glory.
All contestants must listen to Manowar during the games (All hail Manowar, band of the Mancathlon), if anyone is caught scolding, mocking, or simply disrespecting Manowar, they will be severely punished.
Only those who have, "male genitalia" can enter the competition, i.e., no fat chicks.
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