Manatee kisses 

The act of kissing someone like a large sea cow whilst flipping arms and making whale sounds.

Someone: Hey Rylie let me give you some manatee kisses on your wenis!

Rylie: Go die

(flippers) EEEEAASDDDDHHHHHAAAAA KISS!!!!

Rylie: Your a fart sack

Manatee kisses by manatwo July 23, 2009

Manatee joke 

a joke format popularized by Family Guy... usually involves little or tangential connection to the plot, and includes two or three unrelated references put together into an irreverent mini-scene. South Park's parody of Family Guy suggested that the show is written by manatees pushing around floating colored balls with cultural references written on them.

Peter Griffin: "this is worse than when Fonzie jumped his motorcycle over Kevin James"

TV Viewer: "that was a total manatee joke"

Manatee joke by murraythandman December 19, 2016

Manatee treatment 

to give mad sloppy

Mats: I want manatee treatment
Sam: ong

Manatee treatment by Samsexual10293 October 27, 2022

Manatee bomb 

a bomb that is concealed in the womb of female manatees so that it can pass into enemy waters unoticed. the bomb is hard to detect due to manatees already being fat beyond all belief. Bombs can be atomic bombs if nessisary.

The skilled general used a manatee bomb to destroy unsuspecting tourists.

Manatee bomb by fred the tapeworm April 28, 2005

Manatee bomb 

Contrary to popular belief, the Manatee bomb is actually lingo among the african american society for Oprah's astronomical ego which may or may not surpass the ego of Kanye West.

obese American 1: "Dude, Oprah just told me she can walk on water!!"

obese American 2: "Nah man, that's just Oprah dropping the Manatee bomb"

Manatee bomb by Trev^2 July 30, 2006

Manatee Fight

when someone starts mouthing or giving you the stink eye, you run up with your arms spread wide or at your sides and repeatedly bump your chest into their chest until they submit to your greatness

-"That dude keeps looking at me weird"
-"Manatee fight!"

Manatee Fight by MC Bubbles November 27, 2011

Manatee Punch 

Knocking a girl out with a person's stomach while tittyfucking her.

Taylor manatee punched a girl the other night and now she has a black eye.

Manatee Punch by Devotoare April 3, 2015