A hell dwelling human/ snake hybrid. This demonic creature has a anaconda like torso and head. He has difficulty getting pants on his human legs and feet due to the lack of arms and hands. He spends his days getting drunk and working a low salary office gig. The really is no discernible reason for Manaconda's existence.
by Jafar & Smeef October 14, 2015
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by manyacklover February 22, 2014
Get the manyack mug.A turd so large that it contacts the bottom of the U-bend while still emerging from the unfortunate crapper's anus, causing him/her to be literally jacked up off the seat. There is a particular risk of manjack when using toilets of the curious German or Austrian design, which have the U-bend at the very front of the pan and a shallow "deck" for inspection of stools.
"How long are you going to be in there?"
"Sorry, got a bad case of manjack and I've run out of toilet paper".
"Sorry, got a bad case of manjack and I've run out of toilet paper".
by Zog The Undeniable February 20, 2007
Get the manjack mug.1) A particularly fine male specimen, usually being quite muscular or "buff".
2) A very thick and fluffy pancake that only a MAN could possibly finish.
2) A very thick and fluffy pancake that only a MAN could possibly finish.
"Hey, have you seen Jake Gyllenhaal lately? What a MANCAKE!"
If a woman were to somehow come close to finishing this here mancake, it would probably distort the spacetime continuum.
If a woman were to somehow come close to finishing this here mancake, it would probably distort the spacetime continuum.
by Teenage Lobotomy October 31, 2007
Get the mancake mug.1. To relive stress by touching oneself. Usually done by males. A man who ejaculates.
2. Also referred to when one gets owned on a gears of war while sitting against the wall and shot on in the face.
2. Also referred to when one gets owned on a gears of war while sitting against the wall and shot on in the face.
1. Alex manaculated all over the floor while watching porn.
2. Damn ICE RENEGADE just got manaculated By HOT FeceZz, that was hella sick.
2. Damn ICE RENEGADE just got manaculated By HOT FeceZz, that was hella sick.
by Wassssuuup! June 7, 2010
Get the Manaculate mug.To be completely oot yer tree. Often ends with you waking up in a random driveway covered in kebab and chilli sauce with a hobo spooning you for warmth.
Someone got totally Maracked last night on Disaronno and white lightning and pissed in my sisters shoe. bad times.
by Hibbleton88 November 4, 2012
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