Cave Manning

The act of either dragging or carrying your partner to bed for sex

Dude 1: Hey did you get the chick at the party?

Dude 2: Yeah, i took her back to my place and did some Cave Manning.

Dude 1: Sweet

by brodei November 10, 2009

Cave man

A solid rough burly bloke with long hair and a stoop that often lacks manners, frequents bars, pubs, strip clubs and whorehouses in his never ending quest to eat pussy.

No girl wants a rude, tit grabbing cave man!

by kam75xx January 7, 2023

Cave-Man

Cave-Man is an sexual act done buy a male. To peform this act one must be nude and in a private place, then you would need to tuck you cock and balls or ball and hold your legs together so it looks like there is nothing there. The next step is to call a female (young girl, girl, landy or a old women) into the room, and when she sees you she should be willing to bed with you. its worked for the pasted 10,000 years so why stop now

randy: hey toby i got that bitch to come to the house last night

Toby: how did that go for you
Randy: no pussy
Toby: did you try the "cave man"
Randy wtf is a Cave-Man

Toby: its the only for sure way to get pussy, just tuck your dick and balls and hold your legs together and she will be dtf for sure

by 8th grade cave man January 13, 2011

cave man

when a guy fucks another guy in the butt and pulls his nuts away from him every thrust

billy was takin the cave man from conway and billy liked it

by masterPalexG May 28, 2009

man in the cave

the result of pulling back the foreskin on an uncircumsized penis

As I pulled down my britches, Sally shreiked in horror as the man in the cave emerged from the abyss.

by Samuel-K February 28, 2007

The Cave Man Fuck

The act of performing sexual intercourse to a woman, without any facial expression at all. As to say you are only doing it for the sake of reproducing.

Johnny performed the cave man fuck on Suzie countless times last week.

by Kevin Burns June 9, 2004

Cave Man Economics

When you would do anything, including taking a club to every person you know, to see top line revenue grow, even if it means eroding profitability and making no money.

Investors: Evan, what's with your financials lately? Revenue is exploding, but you're hemorrhaging cash faster than ever. Do you ever plan to turn a profit? Are you still reading that book on cave man economics?

Evan Spiegel: OOO OOO AHH AHH BIG NUMBER GOOD SMALL NUMBER BAD OOO OOO AHH AHH

by evan spiegel June 13, 2023