MALS 29

Playing musical chairs during a circle jerk

At least I'm not at MALS 29....

by Playa Haidro August 20, 2009

Malesa

A girl who is incredibly hot and cute at the same time, but she won't let you call her cute!

Guy 1: Who is that sexy cutie walking around campus??
Guy 2: Dude are you fuckin' retarded?? Everyone knows Malesa!

by captaintexas August 27, 2011

Yngwie Malmsteen

Yngwie Johann Malmsteen-
Swedish Guitarist, gained inspiration from Jimi Hendrix whilst watching a TV programme on his death... not by listening to him!!!
He also became inspired by classical baroque music, mainly bach, and a violinist named Niccolo Paganini. He Mainly uses Harmonic Minor and Phyrigean modes and plays in the key of E flat minor, using his scalloped Fender Strat, through his personalised Overdrive pedal, into a (stupidly big) marshall stack.

Has a son named Antonio Yngwie Johann Malmsteen. Wife named April Malmsteen.

As some one before me has mentioned, Yngwie rips an extra asshole into those other so called "virtuosos" who think they are better.... Even if he is a cunt in person.

Yngwie Johann Malmsteen - Shredder of Shredders

by the next malmsteen November 8, 2004

malosi

A beautiful, handsome man with a big heart and spreads love all around him. Malosi is completely irresistible around girls

Omg look at him he is so malosi

by Malosi May 4, 2018

mallstitute

Young girls who hang out at the mall and trade sex acts for high-end merchandise.

"That mallstitute totally offered me a handjob for that Fendi handbag!"

by Raches April 7, 2007

Males

The only group that is hated by society below everyone else for pretty much no good reason at all.

" wish that people would see that not all males are bad people, and can be as creative, happy-go-lucky, and as social as anyone else."
-Voila

by femboysmatter September 14, 2020

Yngwie Malmsteen

Crazyyy guitarist that plays as fast as a mother

Yngwie is a grreat guitarist

by Ruby March 3, 2003