mallet head

Of or pertaining to one with a vacuous mind, who perceives themself to be otherwise.

He is a mallet head; someone who couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.

by T. G. Moore October 27, 2006

mallet toss

1) When a male whacks his penis against the clitoris during heterosexual intercourse. Usually to prolong stamina.

2) When a male whacks his penis against his male partner's anus during homosexual intercourse.

Dude, if you get close to blowing your load just pull out and mallet toss her.

by Jezzirok April 15, 2008

Mallet Pussy

Is when a vagina has been pounded into what look likes fresh hamburger meat, or has the same consistency as meat from taco bell.

Hey Mark! I just found out Audrey is single for the 3rd time this week.. it's your time to shine, hope you like mallet pussy!

by Chase with a Cane December 30, 2016

Marietta high school

Marietta High School

Is where seniors fuck around with freshman

If a guy graduated from there there is a 200% chance he has three kids with minors

There’s also many many hoes not as many as there is in Osborn but still a good amount

Friend : dude you’re dating jake the one who just graduated from Marietta high school ?
Me: yeah why ?
Friend: man he has three kids

by Okurrrrrr February 26, 2019

maliketh

A fun and painful boss in Elden Ring, Lord have mercy.

Fuck Maliketh

by Gamerproe January 30, 2023

fudge mallet

The act of defecating into a sock and utilising said tool as a weapon.

Sweet mother of Jesus, Sally totally gave me the fudge mallet last night!

by Bawbag Johnson June 15, 2018

junk mallet

The act of injuring your genitals in order to avoid fucking an ugly person

I had to pull out the junk mallet before I took that butter face back to my house .

by Caulkknocker March 7, 2019