Malakai

When a man sticks his fingers up his own butthole, and sniffs his fingers

Craig enjoys to malakai himself on the 1st day of every month

by PierreD December 4, 2023

Malakai

A stupid idiot that misspells everything

He's just like a Malakai.

by Uriah Playz March 9, 2024

Malakai

synonym for cuck

sit in the malakai chair!

by Leland Carwyn Jenkins July 19, 2025

Malakhi

Malakhi the boy every girl ending up liking at least once. A homie hopper and a bunch of other things but boy is that kid athletic. But also a heart breaking while have you thinking and sleepless nights just to not text you and check up on you he’ll regret that.

Did you see how fast Malakhi ran?

by Leah Bustos September 28, 2025

Malawahi

used to express shock, excitement, disbelief, anger, surprise, or frustration

• Shock/Disbelief:

-“Malawahi, I can’t believe you just said that.”
-“Malawahi, did that really happen?”

• Excitement:
-“Malawahi, we actually won the game!”
-“Malawahi, this party is amazing!”

• Anger/Frustration:
-“Malawahi, I’ve been waiting here for an hour.”
-“Malawahi, why would they cancel at the last minute?”

• Surprise:
-“Malawahi, you showed up early!”
-“Malawahi, I didn’t expect to see you here.”

by SpookyBLACK December 4, 2025

National Buy Malakhii something day

On July 12th the holiday is National Buy Malakhii Something Day. Don’t be cheap and spend more than 50 dollars on this nga please. *ACCEPTS SOME SEX TOO*

“Happy Buy Malakhii something day“
“I bought malakhii a trackhawk”
National Buy Malakhii something day is a day to celebrate and appreciate @xalakhii

by notageekr July 6, 2024

National Buy Malakhii something day

On July 12th the holiday is National Buy Malakhii Something Day. Don’t be cheap and spend more than 50 dollars on this nga please. *ACCEPTS SOME SEX TOO*

National Buy Malakhii something day

by notageekr July 6, 2024