Maintenance Pee

Using the facilities before you embark on any adventure. Travel, excerising, eating, working and most importantly... sex.

Dude, you need to tell that chick to take a maintenance pee if she pisses on top of you!!! Just show her to the bathroom and tell her you will meet her in your room, bro!! Wow!

That bar's bathroom is always flooded.. I am going to take a maintance pee so I don't have to go while I am there.

by DannyAnnieBeauFanny May 25, 2010

Mainy

Crazy, weird, trippy (as used by people in the San Francisco Bay Area)

ex. 1 - I took some shrooms last night and had the mainiest trip...

ex. 2 - I saw a contortionist at the circus, that shit was mainy..

ex. 3 - That bum was sayin the mainiest shit...

ex. 4 - That movie Requiem for a dream was mainy...

by Gonzo Da Grifter June 4, 2009

Why maintenance?

Someone who is high maintenance and really just isn't even worth it

Guy1: "Mikes new girlfriend is so damn needy and she's beat."
Guy2: "ya totally high maintenance! "
Guy1: "You mean why maintenance? Hahaha"

by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen December 15, 2014

Portland, Maine

Portland Maine is fuckin’ wild. Having the most restaurants than any other city in the US, and barley any are chains. Marajuana is leagal (if 18+ duh) & you can litterally walk around downtown, which is probably the best place, smoking a blunt. It’s so retro and good vibes too. Litterally most of our building are 100+ years old. The bitches in Oregon took our name but it’s fine because we’re obviously superior. If you visit go there some places to go are; Silly’s (restutaunt), The Nickelodeon (really old movie theater), East end beach/munjoy hill (most beautiful place in the world), Becky’s diner ( nothin’ finah’!), Portland high school (one of the oldest high schools in the country), and just find other shit to do because there’s a ton.

“Jen I’m tired of staying in Florida when EVERYONE is on fuckin vacay down here.”
“You’re right Tom. Heyyyyyy lets go to Portland, Maine! It’s beautiful!!”

by Spookyskeletons June 7, 2018

Mainer

Mainer(Noun): fahckin, a wicked good person from that wicked good state of Maine. Said person was born and raised, and possibly had generations of family before them also live in this fahckin' place. I mean jesus fuhkin' christ, it's someone who uses r's where there ain't none, and doesn't use r's where they'ah supposed to be.

a Mainer will say, "Jesus Mary and Joseph, it's fuckin' roastin' out he'ah. Goin' to Bah Habah for some Lobstah' sounds like a good idear. 'Cause down there, the wind comes at a wicked good clip."

by GoldTooth7313 July 25, 2006

Percussive Maintenance

The act of striking an object with force, usually with your hand or foot, but can also be done with an object such as a hammer, in order to get it to work properly again.

*BAM BAM BAM BAM*

"Dear, what is that noise?" "It's okay, I'm just performing a little percussive maintenance on the TV."

by Nemephosis July 28, 2013

buzz maintenance

Once buzzed, the amount of alcohol needed to sustain one’s drunkenness.

Guy 1: Yo man it’s been 15 minutes, I need another beer for buzz maintenance!

Guy 2: Word.

by Dreamz January 20, 2008