Portland Maine is fuckin’ wild. Having the most restaurants than any other city in the US, and barley any are chains. Marajuana is leagal (if 18+
duh) & you can litterally walk around downtown, which is probably the best place, smoking a blunt. It’s so retro and good vibes too. Litterally most of our building are 100+ years old. The bitches in Oregon took our name but it’s fine because we’re obviously superior. If you visit go there some places to go are; Silly’s (restutaunt), The Nickelodeon (really old movie theater), East end beach/munjoy hill (most beautiful place in the world), Becky’s diner ( nothin’ finah’!), Portland high school (one of the oldest high schools in the country), and just find other shit to do because there’s a ton.
“Jen I’m tired of staying in Florida when EVERYONE is on fuckin vacay down here.”
“You’re right Tom. Heyyyyyy lets go to Portland, Maine! It’s beautiful!!”
