Madagascar hissing cockroach

An evil pest that is kept as a pet by dumbasses that looks disgusting. Cannot cause infestations in cold areas, but tropical climates can have infestations, like FL. Fortunately, those areas outlaw the import of those pests, making the stupid pet roach people upset. Created by satan himself. Feel free to break out the flamethrower when you see one

YouTuber: “Casting Cockroaches + iPhone 7 Plus in Molten Aluminum!”

Dumbasses (probably a TikTok user): “this guy deserves a painful death for killing those poor madagascar hissing cockroaches. Those things are bred to be pets and he bought them to kill them 😢”

Normal person with brain cells: “Cockroaches cannot feel pain or emotions. Kill those bastards!”

Dumbasses: “I am actually crying from that video. I have hissers as pets and I couldn’t watch as he tortured those cute hissers. My hissers can feel pain and emotions, unlike you asshole”

YouTube: “This is animal cruelty. We need to give him a guidelines strike and delete the video!”

What has society become???

by Cockroaches suck balls October 23, 2022

Magdalena

A very attractive girl, who is very sweet to everyone she meets and always knows how to make a person laugh; someone who all of the guys are madly in love with; everyone wants to be her friend; thick asf; the perfect girl.

“Damn, did you see Magdalena today?” “Magdalena has all the guys.”

by Taylor Jessica May 29, 2019

Madalina

Madalinas are usually beautiful females who have a lot of sex-appeal and are physically perfect. In history, they were queens and were admired by eveyone. This type of females also have a big butt and attract men with their sexy curves.

Nowadays, they are still considered leaders of beauty so they have to face a lot of envy from other people

1. I envy her! Everyone says she is a Madalina! She is like the most beautiful girl in the world.

2. My girlfriend is a real Madalina for me.

by urbanmysteriousguy April 24, 2011

Madalena

Madalena is one of the best people you will ever meet. She is sweet, kind, and very athletic. She has been through some heartbreak, however, she always gets back up (but it may take a bit of sulking). If you have a Madalena, never let go of her! You can talk to her about anything, and she will listen. Although she can be a bit annoying, she will always be there.

I'm so thankful that i have a Madalena in my life!!!

by r4t_h3ad March 20, 2019

Maria Magdalena

She has a small group of really close friends and loves them all. She's not fake.
Even though sometimes she can be a bit mean when she speaks her mind, she always has the best at heart.

Im in love with maria, she's my addiction

Maria will haunt your dreams and will stay in your mind forever.

Hey this is the girl im talking about her name is Maria Magdalena.

by Random girl lolo March 2, 2020

Madachole

how you say "Motherfucker" in Panjabi. pronounced: Mah-Dah-Chowl.

Andy: Hey Bossman, you need me to work today?
Bossman: No Madachole, take the day off
Andy: Thanks Madachole, see ya later!
Bossman: Bye

by Ya Boy Trax August 2, 2010

Madam's apple

Noun. A pun on "Adam's apple," it refers to the large bulge on the trachea when it occurs on a woman. (Note: this may be the sign of a male-to-female transvestite or transsexual, or may simply be the luck of genetics).

"Holy crap! Look at that madam's apple on Ann Coulter!"

by Tha Funkinator May 13, 2005