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Mega gay long machete

something I wrote outside with chalk while talking to my friend.
Emma: hey remember mega gay long machete?
Me: yeah when you were telling a story about some dude with a long machete I added it to the "mega gay" I wrote
by GYARUGYARUGYARU September 3, 2024
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machetiquette

Showing proper form, manners, and etiquette while wielding a machete.
Just chopping through things is barbaric. Jason Vorhese on the other hand has machetiquette!
by Travesty October 8, 2021
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Macheteraped

When a nigger, swagger, sagger, or ghetto bitch get anally stabbed with a machete, they are macheteraped.
That sagger was stabbed in the anals by a 3 ft machette.

His pants were too low to protect his disgusting dirty black ass, thus he was macheteraped!
by Fukaface! May 31, 2018
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Machteld

Machteld is a pretty girl with a lot of craziness.
Everybody needs to know Machteld because she's an amazing friend and you can act normal (read: extremely crazy) with her.
When you think of Machteld you'll become hungry.

Machteld loves dance movies (read: step up) with a lot of boys with beautiful six-packs in it.

A day with Machteld in it is always fun and it gives you the possibility to act like a weirdo and to eat candy like you never ate it before.
When you get to know a Machteld, you will notice that you become more and more strange and weird. This is absolutely normal!
When it comes to men, she's very demanding and it will take a while before she'll find a boyfriend that fits her perfectly.
But unless her boyfriend is Moose, she'll never be completely happy
When you want to hang out with Machteld you absolutely have to be wild and crazy!
Last but not least... If you ever meet Machteld, you cannot tell her hello in a normal way!
You have to give her a fist and blow it up!
Machteld is coming.
I should get some candy!
by Moose_loves_you_;) June 14, 2013
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macheted

To have a threesome with a girl and her mother. Usually done in a pool while being recorded with a video camera.
I went to her house this weekend and macheted her and her mom.
by rustyspikeshackleford April 6, 2011
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macheek

fine as piece of woman.

enjoys dancing, partying, chedda

works hard fo' her$

alwayz lookin' fresh tuh d3@th. young stunna y'all don't wanna mess wit dis homey

a.k.a. m@c#33k, ch-ch-ch-chikas,lil mama'
Yo macheek wut ya' doin' 2nyte

i'm workin muh corner dawg, tell dat hussy to bring his chedda and shits goin' down. muh lip gloss loook poppin, don't it?
by Vil January 15, 2008
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falange machettes

When your spouse or significant other has toe nails that are too long and they slice your legs under the covers.
For the love of God Herman get a pedi cause your slicing me with those falange machettes.
by mrsbrown April 20, 2011
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