macbook

Over price piece of shit.
It's $999 and has a quarter the RAM, half the Hard Drive size, 600 Mhz slower, have the video memory of my Vaio which i got for 700 dollars

The only reason you should buy a macbook is because makes you look cooler in the eyes of hippies

by MACH8Ter April 22, 2010

MacBlane

A Christ like figure that everybody finds to be the raddest person alive

MacBlane is as cool as Jesus Christ himself

by gwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrr January 30, 2009

macboner

The internal boner and douchebaggery an apple product fan gets when they talk about apple products.

Dude! My Ipad has a new app!
Put away your macboner for a second.

by niggapleasesuckadick October 12, 2011

Macbeth hands

When you finger a girl who is on her period and get blood on your hands.

Con fingered Jourtney and got Macbeth hands because she was on her period.

by Crystajs October 17, 2008

Macbook Effect

The effect on a picture taken with a macbook computer, causing girls to look way better than they actually do.

Me: Damn dude, check out this girl's default, she looks super good!

josh: Look at that macbook effect! she definitely doesn't look this good in her other pictures or in person..dirty whore

by RossThompson666 March 19, 2011

macbooked

-to get screwed or fucked over.

Dude, you totally got macbooked in that meeting today.

by Russom April 17, 2017

macbooking

the action of being screwed.

Hey tom, I was with Cindy last night and i totally got a macbooking.

by Russom April 17, 2017