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Doc Martens

the most basic shoes ever worn by people trying specifically not to basic
jean * wears doc martens *
harry hey jean
jean omg don't even talk to me. you're not on my level ok
by oh hell November 18, 2019
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marténique

A force of nature of varying and sometimes at complete opposites. She is tender and brave. She is fiery yet gentle. She is passionate yet sensitive. She is beyond description, really.
Marténique is truly an example of the forces of nature.
by Jussibell September 21, 2016
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maertens

The best last name possible. The person with this last name is the most amazing girl/boy ever. The person with this name is a diamond beatiful but van be rough somethimes. Never let a Maertens go
Person 1: She’s a Maertens
Person 2: omg bro keep her she’s amazing
by Belgium girl November 8, 2019
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Mårten

He is the ultimate leader of jihads and he likes infants. If you are 13 or younger you should watch out for him. He is often very tall and will beat you to death.
ber careful Mårten can be here.
by Våldsamma Vilmer April 23, 2020
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martena

Martena is an extremely intelligent, loyal, and amazing person. She is a bit of a night owl, but her smile shines brighter than a 1000 suns. Her hands are cold despite her warm personality. She's a huge fan of anything Chicago, especially Chicago Deep dish. When she grows up she wants to be like her friend Musa.
Martena is out enjoy Chicago deep dish, her favorite.
by moooooooooooossseee November 24, 2021
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Samuel Martens

Usually a nerdy guy with glasses and bad hair. He is the nicest guy you'll ever meet and he will treat you right. His massive fucking cock will rearrange your organs and leave you wanting more because he never did anything in the first place.
Wow that Samuel Martens is really good at math!
by Adewmar February 1, 2019
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Doc Martens

The correct spelling of the boot. Not that a punk should care what someone else thinks, but seriously... A poser because they can't spell? A poser because they can't afford Doc Martens? That's plain ridiculous. You obviously DON'T know you're history of Punk. Back in the 70s-80s punks would steal anything they wanted and couldn't afford. ESPECIALLY in England. Nowadays, you can't really get away with that so much. So, the only real reason a Punk wouldn't own Docs because they've got other boots is

A: They can't afford Docs

B: They don't have access to a computer

C: They prefer monkey boots

So, I'm sure that those things totally define a poser, right?
For REAL Punks, the only reason that clothing has anything to do with being a poser is wearing a band t. Posers are people who look it, but don't listen to/like it. You, my friend, are a poser. You call people posers because they don't know how to spell Docs like you do. WELL, Punk isn't about doing what people like, and it certainly isn't a spelling bee, so maybe you should reconsider what a poser is.
Ohai, my name is slipsheet, I go around teh intarnetz calling peeple posarz becuz I haf to prove that I am moar Punx then them!!1! Its doc martens, nawt doc martins u poser!
by sleepsheet likes anal. August 20, 2010
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