front lumps

Presumably, breasts. Grandpa Simpson used this word on the 399th episode of The Simpsons.

Betty has a wicked set of front lumps - they must be at least double d.

by j krash June 8, 2007

tender lumplings

Small, innocent children that have to be informed of the world.

Tender lumplings everywhere, life's no fun without a good scare...

by RandomHomosaipien October 5, 2017

Lumpatious

To be annoying, stupid, etc. Lumpatious is usually used as an insult to someone who thinks they are the best thing since sliced bread.

(Random Guy) "Duuuude I'm soooo awesome!"
(Other Guy) "STOP BEING SO LUMPATIOUS!!!!"

by IncrediblyAwesomePerson January 13, 2014

Lumpy Goat

The act of bringing a diseased goat into the bedroom and engaging in a threesome with said goat and your partner.

Bro 1:Yo, I pulled a lumpy goat on my girlfriend and she went along with it!

Bro 2: Wow , you're lucky. My girlfriend dumped me when I tried it.

by BirdIsTheWord23 December 31, 2012

lumpy stain

The action of half farting half shitting yourself to release the substance of a solid nugget of shit but staining your underwear at the same time

Person A: ugh I dont feel so well.

Person B: Do you have a lumpy stain?

Person A: probably... can you check

by charliethomas May 17, 2015

lumppy

A fat guy that has penis shaped like a can of tuna. He is lethargic and seems to be narcoleptic.

Christopher is Lumppy; he falls asleep behind the wheel.

by Bugslinger June 25, 2016

Lump the dachshund

A dachshund that inspires artists and their communities.

Lump the Dachshund and Boris were known in the Orlando art scene

by Gallerist January 8, 2021