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Lomasexual

Male Boxing casuals who have a suspect attraction, and obsession with V. Lomachenko.

So much so that they have momentary lapses into homosexual transitions that resemble that of teenage girls screeching and panting over their favorite teenage male heartthrob.
Person 1. Eff loma. Guys overhyped.

Lomasexual: WHAT!? EFF YOU! ID KISS HIS TIP IF HE ASKED; I mean, i the think he’s not overhyped. Com’on. He’s good. (wincing with pain.)
by Boxing aficionado . April 26, 2019
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Lomale

A mexican treat often hanging from a string and containing cheese covered objects. Also used for the enjoyment of bashing with crude sticks.
Yo quiero Lomale and a complex word puzzle por favor!
by The Spanish Roosters May 9, 2006
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Bernie Lomax

In "Weekend at Bernie's" the lead character Bernie Lomax dies. For some reason his body moves when music is played. So when a friend passes out at a bar and reawakens during loud music and starts drunk dancing it is the Bernie Lomax.
Derock drank 4 gin and tonics in 30 minutes and passes out. Journey's "Don't Stop Believing" comes on he gets up and starts rockin' out. He just pulled a Bernie Lomax.
by Ed and Derek March 30, 2006
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Loasting

To verbally bash a person you hate, to their face. Comes from merging the words "Loathe" and "Roasting" together. Whilst anyone can "roast" a celebrity or even a friend behind their backs, only someone who truly hates you can give you a loasting and still somehow come out looking like the good guy. A loasting does not merely take you down a peg or two. It is as if someone has taken away your shield and pissed in your face. In public. And everyone will believe, due to the righteous anger with which the loasting is delivered, that you deserve it.

We have all fantasised about giving a good loasting to the person we despise the most. Only a few, edge dwelling individuals have done so, and these loasters must be treated with respect for that which they have served.
Lesha vowed never ever to go to Tesco in the village ever again, for fear of the loasting she would inevitably receive, should she cross paths with Dee.
by MagickDio October 27, 2011
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Logasmic

When something someone named Logan does thats amazing, it is Logasmic.
Logan: Dude I jump kicked over a huge ass garbage can yesterday

Babe: Thats logasmic!
by Logan Serman December 8, 2006
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LODASM

Internet acronym for "Logged On Dressed As Sailor Moon"

see Sailor Moon
(bobbert67 enters chatroom)
bobbert67: Hello, everyone, my names Bob and I'm LODASM.
by ScotchTape January 18, 2004
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loaster

A device used to enhance feminine decollatage. Originally from Sweden and a favorite among celebrities, including Jennifer Lopez when she wore her infamous green scarf-dress, the loaster was introduced to a wider audience on an episode of Oprah's Favorite Things. One audience member had to be hosipitalized in the ensuing frenzy. The loaster is manufactured by Promessa Organic using a patented microfiber inspired by the silk of the Hobo spider Tegenaria agrestis.
"I have been saving up for a loaster for months! Prom's coming up and these boobies need to look their best!"
by Albatrossaurus May 15, 2009
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