lip-locked

(v.) When someone does something so unattractive that your vagina (labia majora) literally sews itself up

I was lip-locked after his hot, stinky breath made its way into my nostrils.

by Madame Lillian December 7, 2019

John Locke

1. A charachter in the tv series lost that is one kickass guy. Part woodsman, part mystical sage, part fighter (suck it charlie) and 100% dude. Even though season two makes him a little sissy bitch, you know he's gonna kick it old skool soon.

2. A philosopher who believed in tabula rasa (clean slate) and anti authority. It is believed from a lot of strong evidence, that this man did not kick so much ass while saying wise things as his namesake tv charachter.

1. John Locke after being told that red shirt people always die in star trek missions : "Sounds like a piss poor captain."

2. "Every man has a property in his own person. This nobody has a right to, but himself."

by FrebAbberline May 30, 2006

Davy Jones' Locker

The bottom of the ocean. The final resting place for dead pirates.

Where's your captain?
We lost him during the storm, he's in Davy Jones' locker now.

by Tavita April 15, 2006

Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels

A very consistent name for the movie.

See, there is an idiom "lock stock and barrel" which means "entirely, from top to bottom".

Also "Lock" is a slang for weed, "Stock" for money, and "barrel" for itself. The major elements in the movie are "copious amounts of ganja", £500,000.00 debt, and two antique shotguns which are used to fight Rory Breaker - who, by the way, is the most cruel and coolest gangster in the world.

It seemed meaningless and lame as a movie name at first, but it all appeared to me when I saw it. It was truely "Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels".

by Neverlander February 10, 2009

shit on lock

Having control of the situation. Being the best at somthing. Not worried about somthing.

Brad: "How are you doing in that poker tournament?"
MikeRizz: "I got that shit on lock."

by Michael Rizzuto May 3, 2008

Aether Lock

In Super Smash Bros. Brawl, being caught under a stage's edge While using by using Ike's move "Aether"

Paul: SHIT, I woulda beat you if i hadn't gotten Aether Locked!
Carl: Yeah yeah, you just suck

by Xiaoran March 22, 2008

lock twat

Its an urban legend that while you are nailing a chick her twat locks up and you can't pull your dick out.

"Dude, did you hear what happened to Sully last night? He was doing his girl and she got lock twat"!!! "Her dad came home and they had to go to the E.R. and get a doctor to release her lock twat".

by Sully baby March 1, 2009