meat loafers

What a devout vegan sees when she spots your leather shoes.

She had fallen for his whole 'I'm so kind to animals' thing. On their first date, happily sharing Impossible Burgers with him, she dropped her fork. At floor level, she saw his feet. "Hypocrite!" she screamed. Are those vegan leather? No! You are wearing meat loafers!" She grabbed her phone, unfriended him, and stalked off. Needing some comfort food, he signaled the waiter for a bacon cheeseburger.

by Monkey's Dad March 6, 2020

Freddy Loafers

Slang word for a pair of shoes that people might wear on a boat.

"Hold on till i throw on my new freddy loafers"

by banterbant February 8, 2012

light on your loafers

to be slightly homosexual,but not fully. if someone seems to be gay,but really isnt.

when you hugged that guy you seemed to be light on your loafers

by him not you November 4, 2009

Loafers

Titties that hang below one's kneecap. Typically when speaking in terms of females with parachute bra's or undergarments that allow their tits to hang out regularly.

Grandma's nipples were all chapped from her loafers dragging on the ground; Damn bitch, if you picked up your loafers, all the neighborhood kids would stop trying to grab that shit.

by hi im TRiX January 14, 2009

Loafie

someone who is your rock and is always there for you,
someone sweet, kind and generous

Awww Loafie!

Some people have a rock, I have a loaf - they are much softer to fall back on

by loafielover1366 November 20, 2012

loaffey

to have a really heavy high off weed

That bud is fucked up i feel all loaffey

by fred bolla January 26, 2008

loafey

someone who is obsessed with bread and probably watches a lot of anime

my friend is a loafey

by etancissalc July 22, 2021