Lithuanian Swordfight

The sexual activity between a man another person in which the man tries to insert his penis into a selected body part but he/she swats at his penis with his/her hand to try to prevent it. This happens several times, resulting in a swordfight-like exchange.

I wanted to fuck her in the ass, but she resisted so I had a Lithuanian Swordfight with her until she gave up.

by Arjan Brussee November 5, 2008

Lithuanian Clit Brush Burn A.K.A Clit Bomb

This task involves not only dexterity and concentration, but fortitude and omnipotence. Although it may only be performed at the bed of the Tigress and Euphrates rivers, the successful performance of such a task grants one eternal companionship with lord Hades.

The Task:

1. Dab thy finger with Dijon mustard. (Must be Dijon)

2. Prepare thy lady for a sweep of the vaginal innards.

3. The Round About, sweep thy arm in a clockwise fashion with the dexterity of 1000 Gazelles in the direction of thy female clit button.

4. Contact! Graze the flesh of the young mistress at a 56 degree angle to create enough friction, to burn the young lamb shank.

5. Continue thy motion in a seamless flow. The ladies Clit Command Center has now suffered an extreme loss of epidermal surface and central control.

6. Finish by bellowing " your flesh will beckon within the chambers of hell my lady,"

7. Wash your hands.

ex. Upon gathering fruit at the bed of the Tigress river, a feline dwarf approached pleading for a gift. Of course I responded by performing the Lithuanian Clit Brush Burn A.K.A Clit Bomb

by EskapadeMus March 29, 2011

Lithuanian people

proud people that think they are better than anyone else

and believe that Irish people suck

Lithuanian people will get your phone number even when you didn't ask them

by Special child15 November 11, 2021

Lithuania

a homophobic, transmofobic, racist country somewhere in Europe. people here are stuck in 1950s if not earlier.

here in lithuania we love šašlykai, cepekai, šaltibarsčiai and the best one - adidas marozai.
people here are grumpy and mad.
it rains here a lot, thats why it's named Lietuva (lietus-va as in rain-here)

we are trying our hardest to grow our gen z to not be as disrespectful as the rest of the people.
it's a really beautiful country tho.. you should visit vilnius old town or our forests (when the panini is over)

-ahh im so proud to be lithuanian
*sarcasm*

-yeah i live in lithuania
-bad for you

by directioner928lol March 4, 2021

lithuania

A small drinking country with a big basketball problem.

Person 1: Hey, biciuli, wanna watch some basketball?
Person 2: No, you pyzda, I just got back from Lithuania. I'm still drunk.

by matas August 14, 2006

Lithuanian Beltbuckle

when a man's load lands under the wasteband of his pants and dries, thus acting as an upholding force to the trousers, hence the term "beltbuckle".

wheres my belt? Ah fuck it, i'll just let my load land hear and shazaam, i got a Lithuanian beltbuckle.

by cragmont belpipe August 14, 2008

Lithuanian Doughnut

The act of forcibly feeding a person to such an extent, that excretion is inevitable. The catch, however, is that prior to them defacating, you force their face upon their own rectum thus enabling them to consume their own feces. The Lithuanian doughnut is essentially a solo human centipede.

“Yo ur bacc ok fam?”
“Im in pain, but I really don’t mind. The Lithuanian doughnut was a worthwhile treat!”

by TheAguirres November 17, 2018