off limits

someone or something that you are not allowed to do/play with/ use.

exibit:
a.) a taken boy/man
b.) your boyfriends brother/close family member
c.) your own family member (incest the game your whole family should stay away from... one word-EWW!)
d.) animals (Gross
e.) someone else's toys

by Fae December 19, 2004

Limpotence

Adj. /‘limp oh tints/

A hereditary, deteriorating condition where two or more of the following instances are present

1. Inability to achieve erection

2. Inability to achieve full orgasm
3. Inability to quench ones hornyness

4. Ejaculate only in the form of precum
5. Higher sensitivity around the anus and nipples

My boyfriends always horny but never cums properly, It’s always just precum. I think he has limpotence

by Sissy words of wisdom May 7, 2021

specific and limited way

To break the rules and/or law as a matter of convenience in order to get what you want. Done neatly by the UK government breaking International Law in order to get a Brexit deal through.

Dude, you did the dirty on your girlfriend! Yes, but I only did it in a specific and limited way. or;
Do you know you know why I stopped you? Sorry officer, but I was only breaking the law in a very specific and limited way .

by rouleur66 September 12, 2020

limited hangout

Intentionally tell a juicy part of the truth of your secret so people are too misdirected and to distracted to investigate the full truth.

NIXON: You think, you think we want to, want to go this route now? And the — let it hang out, so to speak?

DEAN: Well, it's, it isn't really that —

HALDEMAN: It's a limited hangout.

DEAN: It's a limited hangout.

EHRLICHMAN: It's a modified limited hangout.

NIXON: Well, it's only the questions of the thing hanging out publicly or privately.

by datafromstartrek July 8, 2020

Alberta speed limit

Commonly seen on highways, it is when someone drives 10-20 kilometers above the speed limit or more, depending on how much ice is on the road.

When not driving this limit the hundreds of drivers that pass you will look at you sternly or think you are crazy for driving too slow. If you are lucky enough you may even get the highway salute. Changing lanes without checking or signalling usually coincides with driving at this speed.

"Look at that jackass driving the Alberta speed limit! No wonder my insurance is 300 dollars more a month here."

"I got to get to Tim Hortons man. I'll be driving the Alberta speed limit to beat the rush."
"Had to do that yesterday so I wasn't late for work, but an alberta road block screwed me over."

"The Alberta speed limit makes trips from Red Deer to Edmonton feel like only an hour."
"It was only an hour dumbass, you were going 140."

by The Western October 29, 2010

to the limit

Getting crazy-go-nuts, but no more than the restricted amount.

I had to abide by the rules, so I raised the roof to the limit.

by Didda Tinkle May 21, 2004

speed limit

1. A series of antiquated historical markers posted along federally and state maintained roads and highways displaying speeds commonly traveled in those places during the 1950’s.

2. Posted warnings suggesting minimum safe traveling speeds on United States interstate highways.

3. A single “local” sign with unusually small print posting a shockingly low limit. Used by small towns to supplement income, this sign is typically placed precisely at the town limit behind a large bush or other larger sign as a “speed transition point” on rural highways of much higher speed. (to find the secret speed limit sign, look roadside for the projecting front end of the police cruiser pointed in the direction you are currently traveling)

--Speed limit signs are still in black and white as there have been no real reasons to bother updating them to color since most people no longer use them.

A> "Did you see the speed limit sign just now, it said 55 miles per hour"

B> "If we ACTUALLY GO 55mph on the Beltway we will get KILLED."

by Full Nondisclosure October 3, 2006