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when life gives you lemons

Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!-Words of cave johnson
While cave johnson yells about lemons
Glados starts maoning saying *YEAH*

so dont tell cave johnson When life gives you lemons

Jar Of Lemons 

American Alt-Rock Band best known for their hit song "Jeff". They currently have 4 unreleased albums: "Deep Void", "2 Dudes McWalkin'", "Unoriginals", and "What?". They are heavily inspired by the band "Weezer". Jar Of Lemons is notorious for delaying their albums. Their fans are waiting for one to release, and their are getting impatient. One day they will be appreciated for taking extra time to finish their albums.
Have you heard of Jar Of Lemons? They're pretty underground.

Easy Peezy Squeez my Lemons 

Said once in Pokimane's stream. Means that something was/is easy
Pokimane: Let's go we got the kills.

Random player: That was easy peezy squeez my lemons

Warrior Cat Lemons

Fanfictions about cats from the book series Warrior Cats having sex
Me: John is such weirdo
Bob: No he is not!
Me: He reads warrior cat lemons...
Bob: I stand corrected. What the fuck john
Warrior Cat Lemons by Thetntteam January 24, 2023

Fresh Lemons 

A term meaning something along the lines of "cool beans" or awesome.
"Did you see that awesome movie last night?"
"Yeah, it was some fresh lemons.
Fresh Lemons by megster12345678 November 2, 2010