leighton

A person that posseses unusually small genitals is usually referred to as a "Leighton"

That guy is a Leighton, iv seen bigger bollocks on ants than that fucking ingred bastard!

by Steven Dickinson August 11, 2006

Lightening

Lightening is a sarcastic way to refer to a co-worker who is fast to volunteer to help on multiple projects when management is around but never owns or finishes anything.

Did you do those TPS reports?
No I thought Lightening was doing them?

by Sarcasm for survival June 5, 2018

Purrfect Lightening

1. One who believes they know everything about anything.
2. Cannot spell their name right.
3. Doesn't shut up.
4. Has problems accepting their age.

I love to walk everyday. I pretend to know martial arts and often physically fight with my lover, who I met online. Man, I'm such a purrfect lightening.

by Professional Series August 23, 2004

leighton

A person that posseses unusually small genitals is usually referred to as a "Leighton"

That guy is a Leighton, iv seen bigger bollocks on ants than that fucking ingred bastard!

by Steven Dickinson August 10, 2006

leighton

Usually blonde, a bit gay and possesses small genitals, has no brains or muscles. Does terribly in school, is a bit frisky and a douchebag. Plays golf, tennis or badminton. A total dickhead that you should avoid.

Oh, that guy? He's a bit of a Leighton, so try and avoid that faggot.

by I can give you pics of pythons June 7, 2016

Leighton

Only likes drunk girls who can't say no to sex.

Sometimes referred to as going "Full Melman".

Damn bro, you went full Leighton on that girl.

by Nigga from Nigeria March 20, 2019

White Lightening

The quickest way for an Arkansas boy to get his ass kicked!

ex. Aaron and James kept mouthing off, so they got beat down faster than White Lightening!

by White Lightening June 9, 2005