lava butt

The condition tha occurs when eating something so damned spicy that it burns the anal tract. "Spicy in, spicy out". Also these symptoms will arise when eating bad food or ingesting items that have been in the refrigerator for way too long (i.e., leftovers from a restaurant that is now out of business).

Hey, I'm gonna enter that 100 hot wings eating contest. Dude, you are so gonna get lava butt. Yea, but I'll win $100.

I didn't think the Christmas casserole went bad, but I ended up with a real bad case of lava butt.

by piratemaxx February 15, 2009

Fart Lava

The unexpected execretion of liquid shit when you do a fart.

Bill: Man I've been so sick the last 3 days. The other day I did a fart in bed and the next thing I know there's a steaming puddle of fart lava on the sheets
Ben: wtf? who r u!

by aussiemandias September 12, 2009

Lava Shits

A serious fecal disorder. Usually happens to people after eating Mexican Cuisine. Using too much hot sauce, or holding in your shit all day.

When you have lava shits, you may experience some or all of the following:

1. A bad stomach ache.
2. Having chunky, liquid poop.
3. Said poop burns your asshole.
4. It all comes out at once, or takes forever.
5. It goes on all day.

Say you're on the phone with somebody you know. For the sake of argument, we'll call Girl A 'Melissa' and Boy A 'John'.

John: Melissa, are you there?
-----no response from Melissa------
John: Melissa?! ANSWER ME PLEASE! I AM GOING TO DIE!
-----still no response-----
--gunshots--
John killed himself, because he thought Melissa was ignoring him. When in reality, she had the lava shits and laid the phone down. John's life could have been saved, if Melissa wasn't so ashamed of having lava shit and just told him about it.

Moral of story: When you have lava shits, tell everyone.

by Trace the Master March 4, 2009

The Floor is Lava

1. A multiplayer game in which one person yells, "The floor is lava!" and all other players must comply and find higher ground to get to. Anywhere but the floor is safe and if players stay on the floor, then they are painfully burned to death. The floor becomes safe only when the player that called "lava" recalls that the floor has solidified and is safe to walk upon.

2. An utterance that causes absolute havoc when shouted. The equivalent of yelling "Fire" in a crowded theater, but perfectly legal and much more fun.

"When my friend yelled the floor is lava, I jumped on top of him to save myself and he burned to death."

by Bill Cosby's son, Bill Cosby November 23, 2007

lalaland

A mental state of being that is similar to being high or actually being high where one envisions happy images.

Look at the pretty happy goth bunnies frolicing in my head I must be in lalaland.

by Lykaios January 26, 2008

Laal

Meaning little, small used in Cumbria, uk chiefly Whitehaven in Cumbria

these trainers are too laal, i only drank a laal bit of the beer

by jolo w August 6, 2009

The Carpet Is Lava

A phrase to remind women that, much like the boogey man, Duane & BrandO are lurking under their beds, in their closets, and -mainly- in the lava known as carpet.

1) "The carpet is lava, bitch!"
2) "You'd better watch your step, Ashleigh. You know the carpet is lava..."
3) You should probably vacuum the lava some time. It's looking pretty carpety.

by dishesdoer August 27, 2009